Ayn Rand’s epochal novel first published in 1957 has been a bestseller for more than four decades as well as an intellectual landmark. It is the story of a man who said that he would stop the motor of the world–and did. Was he a destroyer or the greatest of liberators? Why did he have to fight his battle not against his enemies but against those who needed him most–and his hardest battle against the woman he loved? What is the world’s motor–and the motive power of every man? Tremendous in its scope this novel presents an astounding panorama of human life–from the productive genius who becomes a worthless playboy…to the great steel industrialist who does not know that he is working for his own destruction…to the philosopher who becomes a pirate…to the woman who runs a transcontinental railroad…to the lowest track worker in her Terminal tunnels. Peopled by larger-than-life heroes and villains charged with towering questions of good and evil Atlas Shrugged is Ayn Rand’s masterpiece. It is a philosophical revolution told in the form of an action thriller.

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For years Nadezhda and Vera two Ukrainian sisters raised in England by their refugee parents have had as little as possible to do with each other – and they have their reasons. But now they find they’d better learn how to get along because since their mother’s death their aging father has been sliding into his second childhood and an alarming new woman has just entered his life. Valentina a bosomy young synthetic blonde from the Ukraine seems to think their father is much richer than he is and she is keen that he leave this world with as little money to his name as possible. If Nadazhda and Vera don’t stop her no one will. But separating their addled and annoyingly lecherous dad from his new love will prove to be no easy feat – Valentina is a ruthless pro and the two sisters swiftly realize that they are mere amateurs when it comes to ruthlessness. As Hurricane Valentina turns the family house upside down old secrets come falling out including the most deeply buried one of them all from the War the one that explains much about why Nadazhda and Vera are so different.In the meantime oblivious to it all their father carries on with the great work of his dotage a grand history of the tractor.

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For years Nadezhda and Vera two Ukrainian sisters raised in England by their refugee parents have had as little as possible to do with each other – and they have their reasons. But now they find they’d better learn how to get along because since their mother’s death their aging father has been sliding into his second childhood and an alarming new woman has just entered his life. Valentina a bosomy young synthetic blonde from the Ukraine seems to think their father is much richer than he is and she is keen that he leave this world with as little money to his name as possible. If Nadazhda and Vera don’t stop her no one will. But separating their addled and annoyingly lecherous dad from his new love will prove to be no easy feat – Valentina is a ruthless pro and the two sisters swiftly realize that they are mere amateurs when it comes to ruthlessness. As Hurricane Valentina turns the family house upside down old secrets come falling out including the most deeply buried one of them all from the War the one that explains much about why Nadazhda and Vera are so different.In the meantime oblivious to it all their father carries on with the great work of his dotage a grand history of the tractor.

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*The No. International Bestseller. ; ; As the only woman homicide inspector in San Francisco Lindsay Boxer has to be tough. But nothing she has seen prepares her for the horror of the honeymoon murders when a brutal maniac begins viciously slaughtering newlywed couples on their wedding nights. Lindsay is sickened by the deaths but her determination to bring the murderer to justice is threatened by her own personal tragedy. So she turns to Claire; a leading coroner Cindy; a journalist and Jill; a top attorney for help with both of ; her crises and the Women’s Murder Club is born. ; ; “Patterson knows where our deepest fears are buried…there’s no stopping his imagination” – New York Times

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Chocolate Nipple Spread The Chocolate Nipple Spread makes for a passionate picnic anytime, anyplace! Amazing for foreplay all the most foxy, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is the most polite and traditional way to make the breast meal ever! How many times have you been told off for sticking a buttery knife into a sauce pot? Too many? Us too. With the Chocolate Nipple Spread, you won’t ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your woman again – she’ll be so deliciously satisfied with your yummy surprise that you’ll be treated like a King forever! The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Nipple Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Nipple Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Nipple cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Nipple Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you won’t know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit! About the Chocolate Nipple Spread The Chocolate Nipple Spread set includes a lovely little pot of 40g of Chocolate Nipple Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your nipples on the back of the pack! The Chocolate Nipple Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a lovely warm chocolatey milky taste in your mouth! The Chocolate Nipple Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal! The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5 The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Chocolate Nipple Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you’re lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Hold on a minute! Spread your girlfriend’s or wife’s beautiful baps with the brilliant Chocolate Nipple Spread and make the most of those marvellous mammary glands! A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Nipple Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Nipple Spread is here to stay! Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your woman’s wondrous fleshy friends! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Nipple Spread as we’re sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert! Become a prim and proper monsieur by insisting the Chocolate Nipple Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like Easter has come early as you indulge in the wonderfully sticky and sexy Chocolate Nipple Spread! Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Nipple Spread will satisfy man’s most basic need for chocolate and her need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Nipple Spread isn’t body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action! We’re sure you won’t be as silly to leave your Chocolate Nipple Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious appearance may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up! So for a full-on flavourful experience in erectable delectable eating, purchase the Chocolate Nipple Spread today and get nibbling on naughty nipples! What’s in the Chocolate Nipple Spread Packet? 40 g x Chocolate Nipple Spread 1 x Chocolate Nipple Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our wicked Chocolate Willy Spread by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Nipple Spread

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Beer Goggles The Beer Goggles are the hilarious accessory that enables you to get your Beer Goggles on without even touching a drop of drink! Whether you’re absolutely hammered or sensibly sober, the Beer Goggles will go down a treat and are guaranteed to get your friends and family in fits of jolly laughter! The next time your mate makes some unfunny joke about you pulling the ugliest woman at the bar, why not don your Beer Goggles and show you couldn’t care less – hey, at least you’re going home with someone! Ideal for hen and stag do’s, the Beer Goggles work best when worn in packs – a tribe of Beer Goggled party-goers is surely the silliest, craziest and comical sight that the town’s tiles have ever seen! About The Beer Goggles The Beer Goggles are a hilarious novelty pair of plastic Beer Goggles glasses that feature an individual pint glass image to go over each eye! The Beer Goggles are yellow, white and transparent and feature the word ‘BEER’ on the centre strip when the glasses sit on your nose! The Beer Goggles double up as sunglasses and feature 100% UV protection! (UV 400) The Beer Goggles measure approximately 17.5 cm x 8 cm The Beer Goggles are suitable for parties, nights out, nights in – whenever! The obviously cool thing about the Beer Goggles is that they show you’re a real down-to-earth dude, capable of handling all those ugly-bird jokes and still have a great night out! But what the Beer Goggles disguise is their best feature – the fact that they’re actually sunglasses too! So whether you wear them under the heady bright lights of the club or while you’re lapping up the sun on your Ibiza holiday, you can guarantee your eyes will be shielded whilst still looking like a top lad! What’s more, the Beer Goggles are so bloody cool and unique that no foreign birds will know what they are, making you the star attraction at Club Tropicana! You’ll only need to wear the hilarious Beer Goggles once to go down an absolute legend with anyone that comes within drinking distance of you – across the land you’ll be known as ‘that wicked-hot lad who looked dashingly like Enrique Iglesias with the Beer Goggles’ (or at least, ‘that lad with the Beer Goggles’)! Whether you’re saying bottoms up, cheers, drinking to your health or drinking away your wealth, we can honestly say you’ll never have a night quite like it if you proudly display the Beer Goggles bashfully over your peepers! Get ready for your close-up ‘cause looking this good will mean everyone at the club will have their eyes on YOU! (Question is, have they got their Beer Goggles on too?!) What’s in the Beer Goggles packet? 1 x Pair of Beer Goggles Glasses Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Beer Goggles

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One for the boys who will think The Sat Nag is the greatest in-car invention since the Sat Nav. Actually no it’s better than a Sat Nav. Even if it’s guaranteed to get you nowhere fast it’s one of those jokes that just keeps on giving. Press the button on the front and a very well-recorded patronising woman’s voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands. With such crackers as: I know you’re a man but it’s been 35 minutes now so can you please admit you’re lost and ask someone the way? In 100 metres turn left. No right err no left. Sorry I never can tell my left from my right. In 50 meters I’m going to put on my most annoying voice and say ‘Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this well is it darling?’. In 100 meters I’m going to talk to you in that special voice which should let you know you’ve upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault. There are a few ‘not in front of the children’ comments and not everyone will see the joke. There’s a very male bias but it’s not too offensive. This anti-compass has a holographic screen highlighting the important roads such as Whiny Lane Backseat Drive and Earache Avenue. This will have you howling with laughter – every car should have one. The in-car gadget that gets you nowhere fast. Features: This mock-up Sat Nav is crammed with totally unhelpful comments from a female ‘back seat driver’ The Sat Nag has a holographic screen highlighting roads such as Earache Avenue Suitable for ages 16+ (some strong language) Size: Dimensions: 10 x 8 x 2cm

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