It may seem like an odd departure for us to be selling a knife sharpener but this one is so gob-smackingly amazing that we couldn’t not show it to you. If you’ve ever had to tackle a turkey or a tomato there’s nothing more infuriating than hacking away at it with a blunt old knife – or a blunt new one come to that. Now there are a gazillion (though we haven’t actually counted) knife sharpeners out there from the stone age steel to contraptions requiring batteries and a degree in quantum mechanics. But none of them NONE OF THEM come close to the Ozitech Knife Sharpener. Just a few strokes through the bendy diamond encrusted leaves and your kitchen weapon of choice will be able to slice a tomato so thin (and so effortlessly) that it could float away in a light breeze sort of. You could pass a camel through the eye of a needle after you’ve used one of these (admittedly in very small pieces). Another great thing about this is that it packs up so small it’ll fit in the fullest of cutlery drawers or your pocket if you’re a chef on the go. Finally an end to shredded chicken and a mush of onion carving and halving and slicing and dicing is now officially a pleasure thanks to the Ozitech transforming our old kitchen hatchets into veritable Samurai swords – it will change your culinary life.

Price : £ 21.99

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When you want to En Garde your sausage the BBQ Sword cuts a swathe through more sensible BBQ tools. If d’Artagnan was ever to get into alfresco cuisine then surely this ludicrous piece of BBQ paraphernalia would be his weapon of choice. Whether you fancy yourself as the fifth musketeer or perhaps the next Zorro (it strangely comes with a cut-out mask) then there can be no better way to sear your sausage than with this seriously silly sabre. It measures 48.5 cm long has a wooden handle and the metal guard will stop you getting splattered with fat as your sausage sizzles. Age 18 years+ only

• Gift – Home & Office

Price : £ 12.99

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Why restrict yourself to being in outer space in order to feel the force when you can get to grips with it on your desktop? Direct from a galaxy far far away comes the Star Wars USB Lightsabre Lamp. This mini Jedi weapon of choice plugs into your USB port and lights up to become possibly the coolest desk lamp since the discovery of electricity. Not only can you get in touch with the force (as long as you’re a Jedi), but once charged, you can remove this wicked wand from its base and have your very own mini-me glowing lightsabre. It’s the perfect present for any Star Wars devotee who may have slipped over to the Dark Side and is in need of enlightenment, and don’t forget that a good present can make up for a bad past.

Price : £ 24.99

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