Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard The Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard will show your other half that you’re barking mad about them! Touch wood that the message gets through with the Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard – we see no reason why it wood-n’t! The lovely thing about the Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard is that you get to put the fun effort of carving and scratching your gooey message into the solid wooden card and then witnessing your valiant efforts as your sweetheart swoons over your wooing ways! Instantly ready for you to carve your message into, the Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard will be cherished for as long as you both shall live! You better knock, knock, knock on wood that your love will be last if you don’t invest in a Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard! Don’t leave it too late – buy one today! About the Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard The Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard is the most romantic and traditional way to show your emotions! The Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard is made of solid wood and can be scratched or scored into with something sharp like a knife or a key or a sponge (just checking you’re reading!) The Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard can be sent in the post and has space for a stamp and an address! The Carve Your Own Card measures approximately 15 cm x 10.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Carve Your Own Card is suitable for Valentines, Anniversaries and other days of love! How many valentines or anniversary cards have you received that are environmentally friendly and truly show your most inner sappy feelings? None whatsoever? Thought so! Tree-t your lover to the cutest and most traditionally adorable card that they’ll ever have the pleasure of gushing over! One to show the grandkids for sure, the enchanting Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard will blow all their ex’s out of your league like little leaves in the breeze! So simple yet so naturally sensational, the beautiful Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard can be sent and received just like a normal postcard! Simply pop your stamp onto the printed stamp space on the card, scribble the address on and plant a big lovely smacker on the back to wish it good and amorous vibes of love as it travels to the lucky recipient! Your unique personalised message can be carved out of the Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard with anything relatively sharp! A knife, key or hairclip will do the trick! Get decorative and draw a few little stars and hearts or go for the classic I LOVE YOU to make them giddy with joy! Wood you turn down a declaration of lurve when your cute crush has gone to all this trouble just to touch your heart? Thought not! Just think about it – your standard card of love is created from a wondrous tree (paper and card comes from trees geniuses) so why not cut out the middle man and go old-school by sending the sentimentally spectacular Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard! Get carving for your cutie today! What’s in the Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard Box? 1 x Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard

Price : £ 2.99

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This gorgeous Underwater Light Show is the perfect way to add that something extra to your bath time, or even pool parties that spa lights just can’t achieve!

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This gorgeous Underwater Light Show is the perfect way to add that something extra to your bath time, or even pool parties that spa lights just can’t achieve!

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Brain Fitness Kit The Brain Fitness Kit aims to strengthen and tone your all-important brain muscles! Putting Anne Robinson to shame, the Brain Fitness Kit lets you be the host and read out the bold jazzy puzzle cards as your friends scratch their scalps for answers! Put your memory through its paces with the Brain Fitness Kit and work your way through the 108 wicked puzzle-cards included! Get ready to strain your brain! About the Brain Fitness Kit The Brain Fitness Kit is a challenging and entertaining card-game that will test your intelligence and speed by yourself or amongst friends! The Brain Fitness Kit includes 108 wonderfully illustrated puzzle cards with rated difficulties and bonus puzzles! The Brain Fitness Kit includes a timer so you can be ruthless with slow-coaches! The Brain Fitness Kit comes in a fantastically illustrated quirky box with full instructions The Brain Fitness Kit measures approximately 21 x 15.5 x 5.5 cm The Brain Fitness Kit is suitable for ages 10-100! You may have been sweating it out at the gym thinking you’ve done your body the world of good – but what good is it if your brain turns to mush? The Brain Fitness Kit will train your wit, knowledge and memory as it challenges you and friends with its crazy conundrum of images and text! Why not gather a group of friends and play silly buggers by deciding upon a host or simply strain your brain singly! There’s no need to worry about tricky arithmetic or nasty numeracy with the Brain Fitness Kit as the puzzles are strictly quizzical! Why not create your own pub-quiz or take on a trip to curb ‘are we there yet’ boredom! Geniuses and highbrows will be in their element with the Brain Fitness Kit, but may just lose out to that odd question that only you know the answer to! Flip the timer to really turn up the tension! So what are you waiting for? Graduate from the school of sharpness with the Brain Fitness Kit! What’s included with the Brain Fitness Kit? 108 x Fully illustrated, giant puzzle cards 1 x Timer 1 x Set of instructions Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Brain Fitness Kit

Price : £ 8.99

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Boob Stress Relievers This fabulously wobbly pair of Boob Stress Relievers will titillate your cares away! Ideal as novelty gifts , naughty Valentines Day gifts or funny gifts for men , our Stress Relievers seduce your hands as you kneed and squeeze your way to relaxation. A great alternative to stress balls, why not treat a man in your life to our Boob Stress Relievers? Realistic flesh tones and nipple detailing, squeeze a breast without getting a slap! Our Boob Stress Relievers will help you relieve daily worries as well as sexual frustration. As there is no actual woman attached, you can fondle to your heart’s content! Why not create a naughty Birthday hamper, or perhaps a sexy Secret Santa gift is in order! Keep abreast of your stress with the Boob Stress Relievers! Boob Stress Relievers These Boob Stress Relievers are a fun, squishy, sexy set of boobs that will gently ease the stresses and strains of modern, hectic lifestyles! The pair of juggling boob Stress Relievers are made from soft rubbery latex, filled with a liquid gel Our stress balls measure approximately 18 cm x 8 cm x 8 cm each The Boob Stress Relievers are ideal gifts for ages 16 to 160! They say you’re either a leg or a breast man. But let’s think about this logically. Would you rather squeeze a soft rubber leg or get your hands around a pair of delightfully smooth, perky, sensuous Boob Stress Relievers! We kid you not – these are no chicken fillets! Rounded and remarkably raunchy, this really is a stress ball with a seductive difference! What’s in the Boob Stress Relievers pack? 1 x Pair of Boob Stress Relievers Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Boob Stress Relievers

Price : £ 6.99

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Body Stroker and Tickler Body Stroker and Tickler is a fantastic invention for those of you who get tingly goose bumps just thinking about our Head Massager! Most of us like a good stroking from time to time and the Body Stroker is the perfect tool for the job. It can be used on your back, front, arms, legs and even bottom. Increase your blood flow in a skin tingling way with this Body Stroker. Use it to pamper your partner or introduce it into your relationship as a bit of ‘us’ time. The Body Stroker and Tickler will have you shuddering with total bliss! Ideal for stocking fillers , Valentine’s Day and pampering Birthday gifts, the Body Stroker is an ideal gift for those who are fans of the Orgasmatron, head massagers and other unique sensual gifts. About The Body Stroker and Tickler The Body Stroker has metal prongs that stoke and tickle your body The prongs are flexible, allowing you to space them out as desired Our Body Stroker measures approx 33 cm x 10 cm x 6 cm Great gifts for ages 16 to 160 Body Strokers really do feel fantastic and will have your goose bumps standing on goose bumps! Why not twin it with our Orgasmatron Head Massager! What’s in the About The Body Stroker and Tickler box? 1 x About The Body Stroker and Tickler Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available About The Body Stroker and Tickler

Price : £ 3.49

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Chocolate and Strawberry Body Pens The Chocolate and Strawberry Body Pens are without doubt the most brilliantly creative way (any excuse!) to decorate your lover and then devour the evidence! Doodle your way to erotic play! With a scrummy Strawberry-flavoured Body Pen and a crazily-tasty Chocolate-flavoured Body Pen, you can mix and match to suit your palette! We bet Picasso never had this much fun! With these pens, there’ll be no complaints as the smooth, silky liquid glides over skin! Saucy! About The Chocolate and Strawberry Body Pens The Chocolate and Strawberry Body Pens are the most delicious, exciting and erotic way to get your message across and treat yourself to sticky delights! The Body Pens enable you to write on your lover and then devour the evidence in one, slow, sensual lick! The Pen Set includes 1 x Strawberry-flavoured liquid Body Paint Pen and 1 x Chocolate-flavoured liquid Body Paint Pen The Chocolate and Strawberry Body Pens include 40g of flavoured-liquid per pen The box measures 21 x 18cm These are not suitable for diabetics or nut allergy sufferers The Body Paint Pens is suitable for those who should know better! (That’s 18+ in our eyes!) Crayons and poster-paints just got grown up! From a young age, we were taught to be creative – to use our imaginations and colour the world happy! Well, now you can do this on a grown-up level, whilst having a tasty and tantalising time, with the Body Pens! Strawberry and Chocolate were as made for each other as you and your lover! Leave room for afters as there are 40g in each Body Paint Pen! Wow! We know a way you can burn off those excess calories though! (And we’re pretty sure you can think what we’re insinuating!) Draw and dine! Sketch and snack! Paint and peck! Buy the Body Paint Pens today and get the painters in on love! What’s in the Body Paint Pens Set? 1 x Strawberry-flavoured liquid Body Paint Pen 1 x Chocolate-flavoured liquid Body Paint Pen Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate and Strawberry Body Pens

Price : £ 4.99

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The feeling of being squeaky clean and freshly showered is often a much desired but scarcely achieved goal when tramping about in the great outdoors. Wet wipes do a barely tolerable job take up way too much space and aren’t environmentally friendly. Well the distant dream of being able to have a proper shower in the middle of nowhere is now a reality thanks to the pocket shower. This tiny gizmo unfolds to reveal a high performance waterproof reservoir that holds a mighty ten litres of water. The black fabric will (given a sunny day) warm the water up in no time. You just string it up to a tree and open up the attached shower head – hey presto you can now luxuriate in a seven minute shower.

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Price : £ 11.99

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The feeling of being squeaky clean and freshly showered is often a much desired but scarcely achieved goal when tramping about in the great outdoors. Wet wipes do a barely tolerable job take up way too much space and aren’t environmentally friendly. Well the distant dream of being able to have a proper shower in the middle of nowhere is now a reality thanks to the pocket shower. This tiny gizmo unfolds to reveal a high performance waterproof reservoir that holds a mighty ten litres of water. The black fabric will (given a sunny day) warm the water up in no time. You just string it up to a tree and open up the attached shower head – hey presto you can now luxuriate in a seven minute shower.

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Price : £ 11.99

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