Posted by Notcot on May 13, 2012 in
Gadgets 
Arse Face Towel The Arse Face Towel is the A-F of hygiene! Imagine the horror of picking up a suspiciously brown and wet towel off the bath (from wherever you keep your fluffies) and having to immerse your face courageously into its crusty core. If this makes your stomach churn (and shame on you if it doesn’t!) then purchase the Arse Face Towel! With a specific side for each of your ‘bits’ you can be clear about stamping out the fear of Arse-Face phobia forever! About the Arse Face Towel The Arse Face Towel is a practical and pretty outrageous towel that will entertain whilst keeping you sane about the separate hygiene of your arse and face! The Arse Face Towel is a BIG and BOLD design with ‘Arse’ and ‘Face’ clearly printed where they’re meant to be used! The Arse Face Towel is made from 100% cotton The Arse Face Towel is aptly coloured brown and white The Arse Face Towel measures approximately 1 x meter in length x 57 cm in width The Arse Face Towel is suitable for all! Let’s keep it clean folks There is also an Arse Face Soap available to accompany your fluffy friend! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Bathrooms are bacteria’s best friend. Whether they’re bathing in your bath-tub, trawling about in your toilet or sliding around the slippery floor, the only way you’re going to stamp them out is with the dreaded H word! HYGIENE. There, we said it, panic over! Now none of us like to talk the nitty-gritty, but we’re all adults here so let’s handle it maturely – with the Arse Face Towel? Hardly! This ingenious and incredibly funny, tongue-in-cheek tidy towel makes the ideal gift for him will mop the water and warn off any bathroom-intruders that don’t know their arse from their face! The Arse Face Towel gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘talking out your arse’ and will give guests a giggle if they’ve got a bit of a niggle about neat and cleanliness! The Arse Face Towel is coloured white and brown – to make it all the more obvious where it’s not meant to wash down! So make for a flawlessly fresh face and a squeaky-clean bum, whilst having a blast the best kind of fun! Arse-k for one today at Find-Me-A-Gift! There is also an Arse Face Soap available to accompany your fluffy friend! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Arse Face Towel
Price : £ 12.99
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Posted by Notcot on May 12, 2012 in
Gadgets 
Arse Face Soap The Arse Face Soap is the A-F of hygiene! When you buy the Arse Face Soap, you’ll never need to worry about scary bacteria ruining your complexion again! The peace of mind of knowing where the Arse Face has and hasn’t been is priceless! Because no one likes a bum deal! If this makes your stomach churn (and shame on you if it doesn’t!) then purchase the Arse Face Soap! With a specific side for each of your ‘bits’ you can be clear about stamping out the fear of Arse-Face phobia forever! About the Arse Face Soap The Arse Face Soap is a practical and pretty outrageous bar of soap that will entertain whilst keeping you sane about the separate hygiene of your arse and face! The Arse Face Soap is a BIG and BOLD design with ‘Arse’ and ‘Face’ clearly printed where they’re meant to be used! The Arse Face Soap can be used on face and body (obviously due to its ARSE/FACE nature!) The Arse Face Soap is aptly coloured brown and white The Arse Face Soap is suitable for all! Let’s keep it clean folks There is also an Arse Face Towel available to accompany this wicked soap! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Bathrooms are bacteria’s best friend. Whether they’re bathing in your bath-tub, trawling about in your toilet or sliding around the slippery floor, the only way you’re going to stamp them out is with the dreaded H word! HYGIENE. There, we said it, panic over! Now none of us like to talk the nitty-gritty, but we’re all adults here so let’s handle it maturely – with the Arse Face Soap? Hardly! This ingenious and incredibly funny, tongue-in-cheek bar of soap will give you a laugh every time you scrub! The Arse Face Soap gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘talking out your arse’ and will give guests a giggle if they’ve got a bit of a niggle about neat and cleanliness! The Arse Face Soap is coloured white and brown – to make it all the more obvious where it’s not meant to wash down! So make for a flawlessly fresh face and a squeaky-clean bum, whilst having a blast the best kind of fun! Arse-k for one today at Find-Me-A-Gift! There is also an Arse Face Towel available to accompany this wicked bar of soap! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Arse Face Soap
Price : £ 2.99
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Posted by Notcot on May 5, 2010 in
Cult Film 
Average Rating: 3.5 / 5 (13 Reviews)
Amazon.co.uk Review
John Woo’s forays into Hollywood cinema have revealed just how childish a lot of his material can feel when it is delivered without the clouding medium of subtitles. In his earlier Hong Kong movies it is possible to allow that the melodramatic, risible and at times confusing dialogue–a disgruntled gangster exclaims “Nobody dares not give me face!” and after being shot about 43 times two of the heroes concede “Yes. We’re not right”–is at least in part due to clumsy translation. However, when added to a complex plot of twin brothers, undercover cops and honourable gangsters in A Better Tomorrow II, it can often be quite difficult to keep track of what is going on, especially if you haven’t seen the original. Restaurant owner Ken (Chow Yun Fat), “secret” twin brother of the dead main character of the first movie, leaves New York and returns to Hong Kong after an old friend’s daughter is murdered. There he re-assembles the group of four heroes from the original movie to exact revenge and bring down a counterfeiting ring. The film loosely addresses Woo’s pet themes of loyalty, betrayal and honour but, as always, any exposition is merely the excuse for a series of violent and over-the-top shoot-outs. Here the action is a long time coming, but delivers much as you would expect–violent, explosive and with a nice line in tongue-in-cheek humour. Yun Fat is cool as ever, with shades and a toothpick, gliding through scores of faceless, blood-splattered henchmen with a gun in each hand. In fact, the final bloodbath is so frenetic that it seems to lack the deliberate and graceful choreography of other Woo classics, such as Hard Boiled and The Killer, but A Better Tomorrow II is typical enough of his work to easily satisfy all but the most unforgiving action fans. –Paul Philpott
A Better Tomorrow
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