Posted by Notcot on Jun 29, 2012 in
Gadgets 
Teatime control! I know who you are I know where you live… and I demand milk and sugar! Take control of teatime. Have your demands met with the Terrorist Tea Pot but whatever happens don’t let them see your face! The traditional British hand knitted cosy tends to resemble a woollen hat often featuring a bobble on top. According to comedian Billy Connolly if a man is left alone in a room with a tea cosy and he does not attempt to wear it he is not be trusted. Tea cosies in fiction include the eponymous items in Edward Gorey’s The Haunted Tea Cosy: A Dispirited and Distasteful Diversion for Christmas. Some tea cosies are just evil. The Suck UK Terrorist Tea Pot is a set including a tea pot and a balaclava tea cosy. The pot holds 1.5 litres (50oz) which will make you 5 or 6 big cups of steaming hot tea! A wise man once said that when a person is gripped by the unknown the scary or the inexplicable the kneejerk reaction is to laugh which may go some way to explaining why some zany creator came up with the Terrorist Tea Pot a dichotomy if ever there was one. So if you like your tea aggressively strong then grasp this little tearaway with his menacing eyes and silly balaclava tea cosy and tuck into a pile of biscuits and a top cuppa – we say make tea not war! Features:   A very menacing tea pot with dark intimidating eyes A balaclava tea cosy to keep the identity of your tea-time terrorist a tightly guarded secret Tea pot holds 1.5l (50oz) Cups spoons and saucers not included. Please note: Do not let children handle scolding water or tea. Size: Dimensions: 48.5 x 22 x 67.5cm   Weight: 8.3kg
Price : £ 19.99
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Posted by Notcot on May 19, 2010 in
Gadgets 
Average Rating: 3.0 / 5 (70 Reviews)
Product Description
When the standard lightbulb was invented, naturally, we applauded. But science means progress – and the world is now looking for alternative ways to light up our homes. This is one of the best we’ve found. Inside the Sun Jar is a highly efficient solar cell, a rechargeable battery and three low energy LED lamps. When the jar is placed in direct sunlight, the solar cell creates an electrical current that charges the battery over a few hours. When it gets dark or lights are turned off, this energy powers the three natural-coloured LED lamps inside the jar. The frosted glass of the jar then diffuses the light, giving the appearance of trapped sunlight.
- Solar panel, beautifully designed into a traditonal masons storage jar
- The solar panel charges the light during the day and sensors switch on at dusk to create a warm mood light
- Suitable for both indoor and outdoor usage
- 105 x 105 x 160 mm frosted jar
- Water proof
Suck UK Sun Jar Solar Light, LED, Yellow
Buy Now for £9.49
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Posted by Notcot on May 11, 2010 in
Gadgets 
Average Rating: 5.0 / 5 (1 Reviews)
Product Description
You’re a natural born killer and there’s no escaping that awful biological truth. Your ancestors spent most of their time hunting mammoths and sabre-tooth tigers before dragging them back to a grateful Raquel Welch at the back of her cave. Now you can live-out myriad caveman fantasies by bringing death and destruction to poor Mark on a daily basis. And he, in return, will save you losing your place in your cherished novel. And that sounds tikkety-boo to us. You see Mark has met a sticky end, a squishy end to be more precise. His floppy body is trapped within the pages of your book, scrabbling to get out, all the while happily keeping your place. You know, keeping the page at that point in the story where the man gets crushed by a giant encyclopedia. Forget pressed flowers and old receipts, Mark is the future. And as he is dead, he may as well be put to good use. It would be almost rude not to.
- A novelty bookmark in the shape of a squashed man
- Made of yellow silicone rubber
- A perfect gift for a sadistic friend
Suck UK Book Mark
Buy Now for £1.49
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