In this the age of communication you need never be far from home what with email telephones and the like. Yet technology becomes rather sterile and impersonal compared with the comforting warmth of this Sweet Talking Bear. There’s nothing like hearing a loved one’s comforting voice when they are far away and this teddy bear goes some way to making up for the lack of their presence (unless of course your loved one is less than 30cm high fluffy and has a voice recorder hidden inside them in which case it will go a long way). Simply pre-record your personal message and the ones you leave behind will have a mini fluffy replacement that will console your family with the sound of your voice. Make sure you don’t stay away for too long though as you may find that within a matter of weeks your wife or girlfriend would rather go to bed with this snuggly bear than you (husbands and boyfriends may take longer to sway). Comforting and microwaveable this teddy is perfect for children and grown-ups alike when that special someone is far far away.

• Gift – Toys

Price : £ 11.99

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Posing innocently as what would appear to be a modest book of some spiritual calling The Good Book has been tampered with. Beneath its cover someone has craftily cut out a flask shape from every page and has also kindly inserted a stainless steel flask. All you have to do is ensure you keep it topped up with your favourite spirit.

• Gift – Novelty

Price : £ 12.99

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Funny Desktop Signs – Series 2 Due to the enormous success of Funny Desktop Signs we can now bring you the even better and aptly named Funny Desktop Signs – Series 2. As with the originals these are a must for any desk! They contain another 30 hilarious workplace signs that can easily be displayed on your desktop. The Funny Desktop Signs feature hilarious phrases such as: – We believe in Give and Take here – I give my time and effort, they take my freedom and dignity – When the going gets tough – The manager is nowhere to be seen – If at first you don’t succeed – Delegate the job to someone else – The light at the end of the tunnel – Has been turned off due to budget cuts – Teamwork – Means never having to take all the blame yourself The signs appear on a handy flipchart so you have a different message to keep you sane every day of the month! See related products below for the original Funny Desk Top Signs. About The Funny Desktop Signs – Series 2 Dimensions: 9″ wide (22cm) x 4.75″ (12cm) tall Funny Desktop Signs – Series 2

Price : £ 6.99

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At 30 Duncan Bannatyne had no money and was enjoying life on the beaches of Jersey. He saw a story of someone who had made himself a millionaire and decided to do the same. Five years later he had done it and now he is worth 168 million. In this remarkable book Bannatyne relives his colourful path to riches from ice cream salesman to multi-millionaire explaining how anyone could take the same route as he did – if they really want to. Hugely articulate and with numerous fascinating and revealing stories to tell this is an autobiography and a business book unlike any other – but then Bannatyne isn’t like any other businessman either.

Price : £ 3.99

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Everyone knows that Jeremy Clarkson finds the world a perplexing place – after all he wrote a bestselling book about it. Yet despite the appearance of “The World According To Clarkson” things don’t seem to have improved much. However Jeremy is not someone to give up easily and he’s decided to have another go. In “And Another Thing” our exasperated hero discovers that: he inadvertently dropped a bomb on North Carolina; we’re all going to explode at the age of 62; Russians look bad in Speedos – but not as bad as we do; no one should have to worry about being Bill Oddie’s long lost sister; and he should probably be nicer about David Beckham. Thigh-slappingly funny and – as ever – in your face Jeremy Clarkson bursts the pointless little bubbles of the idiots while celebrating the special the unique and the sheer bloody brilliant…

Price : £ 5.99

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Put someone you know in the paper.

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Price : £ 24.95

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A redemptive and captivating novel from the bestselling author. Ever wondered where lost things go? Ever since the day her classmate vanished Sandy Shortt has been haunted by what happens when something — or someone — disappears. Finding has become her goal. Jack Ruttle is desperate to find his younger brother who vanished into thin air a year ago. He spots an ad for Sandy’s missing persons agency and is certain that she will answer his prayers and find his brother. But then Sandy disappears too stumbling upon a place that is a world away from the only one she has ever known. Now all she wants more than anything is to find her way home.

Price : £ 6.92

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In the unlikely event that you are already as festooned with tattoos as a drunken biker from the ‘We’re as hard as nails’ Chapter then move along there’s nothing for you here. If however you fancy driving your mum or dad into a fit of rage or you’re going to a fancy dress party and really can’t be bothered to make an effort then Tattoo Sleeves are for you. Transform yourself in an instant into someone well ‘ard with little foresight but a high pain threshold. This is no cute butterfly on the bum effort but a full-on full-arm colour-fest. They are of course utterly gross but that’s the point and they won’t scupper your chances at your next job interview.

• Gift – Party

Price : £ 5.99

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We all know someone who goes gaga for Golf, so what better gift than one of our Personalised Golf Calendars? The giant glossy A3, or handy desk sized calendars feature 12 different Golf themed images, (One per month, all images shown here) each featuring the recipients name. These cool calendars make a great gift at any time of year, starting from the month of your choice, and running for a full year. We can even feature a personalised message of up to 30 words on the front cover of the calendar for your intended recipient.

Price : £ 19.95

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We all know someone who goes gaga for Golf, so what better gift than one of our Personalised Golf Calendars? The giant glossy A3, or handy desk sized calendars feature 12 different Golf themed images, (One per month, all images shown here) each featuring the recipients name. These cool calendars make a great gift at any time of year, starting from the month of your choice, and running for a full year. We can even feature a personalised message of up to 30 words on the front cover of the calendar for your intended recipient.

Price : £ 14.95

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