A real witch never casually steps out of her body leaving it empty. Eleven-year-old Tiffany does. And there’s something just waiting for a handy body to take over. Something ancient and horrible which can’t die…Wise witty and wonderful “A Hat Full of Sky” is Terry Pratchett’s second novel about Tiffany and the “Wee Free Men” – the rowdiest toughest smelliest bunch of fairies ever. They’ll fight anything. And even they might not be enough to save Tiffany…

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Chocolate Willy Spread The Chocolate Willy Spread makes for a passionate picnic anytime, anyplace! Amazing for making oral sex all the tastier, the Chocolate Willy Spread is the most polite and traditional way to spread your meat! How many times have you been told off for sticking a buttery knife into a sauce pot? Too many? Us too. With the Chocolate Willy Spread, you won’t ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your man again – he’ll be so deliciously satisfied with your yummy surprise that you’ll be treated like a Queen forever! The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Willy Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Willy Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Willy cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Willy Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you won’t know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit! About the Chocolate Willy Spread The Chocolate Willy Spread set includes a lovely little pot of 40g of Chocolate Willy Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your willy on the back of the pack! The Chocolate Willy Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a lovely warm chocolatey milky taste in your mouth! The Chocolate Willy Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal! The Chocolate Willy Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5 The Chocolate Willy Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Chocolate Willy Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you’re lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Hold on a minute! A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Willy Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Willy Spread is here to stay! Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Willy Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your man’s bit! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Willy Spread as we’re sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert! Become a prim and proper madam by insisting the Chocolate Willy Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like one of the fabulously glamorous Desperate Housewives and he’ll feel like a King as you spread his thing! Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Willy Spread will satisfy your need for chocolate and his need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Willy Spread isn’t body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action! We’re sure you won’t be as silly to leave your Chocolate Willy Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious appearance may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up! So if you want a more flavourful experience from erotic foreplay and tire of the same old fruity condoms, purchase the Chocolate Willy Spread for seductive snacking! What’s in the Chocolate Willy Spread Packet? 40 g x Chocolate Willy Spread 1 x Chocolate Willy Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly sexy Chocolate Willy Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Willy Spread

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Aqua Sphereing Experience for Two Ever wondered what it’s like in a washing machine? Take two averagely sized, logically challenged people, one Sphere and a sizeable hill and what have you got? The latest extreme activity which will see you writhing around in a spherical universe where the sky is the ground and the ground is the sky and your stomach made a bid for freedom some time ago. You’ll love it! With no harnesses you are completely free in the Sphere, as you and a friend slip and slide around inside the ball with thirty litres of water. Instead of being thrown around with the ball, you link arms with your fellow victim and slide together down a hill, riding the water. About Aqua Sphereing Experience for Two When can you go? This experience is available on weekends and selected weekdays, from April to September. How long does the activity last? You will spend approximately 45 minutes at the venue, with a 1 minute ride. You need to know Minimum age 12 years (under 16s accompanied by an adult). Minimum height is 1.3m (4ft 3) maximum is 2.2m (6ft 7). The maximum weight is 95kg (15st) for women & 115kg (18st) for men. It is not suitable is you are pregnant, suffer from high blood pressure, back or neck problems, heart conditions or epilepsy. You do not require any qualifications or experience to enjoy this experience. You and how many others? This experience is for two people to share. Family and friends You are welcome to bring friends or family to watch you. We cant control the weather This activity is dependent on appropriate weather conditions Where? Ware in Hertfordshire and Slaley in Northumberland; We are really sorry but loyalty points cannot be used against activities because they come from a large number of different suppliers who do not allow us to make discounts. Gift Vouchers are valid for 6 months. If you have not used your Gift Voucher by this time, it is possible to get an extension This is for a voucher entitling the holder to any of the activities supplied by Activity Superstore up to the value stated. Next working day delivery cut off time is 11.00am on a normal working day (Mon-Fri). If you select next working day option on an activity placed after 11.00am it is guaranteed to arrive within two days. All guaranteed next day deliveries will arrive before 1pm and will require a signature. Please note that the Before 9am Service is not available on activities. Unfortunately Gift Wrapping is not available. Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available – cut off 11am Aqua Sphereing Experience for Two

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Only a small number of stars in our sky actually have names allocated to them; the majority are nameless and are distinguished by their catalogue number only. Your gift box contains the details of one of these unnamed stars that is ready for naming by you.

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