Chocolate Willy Spread The Chocolate Willy Spread makes for a passionate picnic anytime, anyplace! Amazing for making oral sex all the tastier, the Chocolate Willy Spread is the most polite and traditional way to spread your meat! How many times have you been told off for sticking a buttery knife into a sauce pot? Too many? Us too. With the Chocolate Willy Spread, you won’t ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your man again – he’ll be so deliciously satisfied with your yummy surprise that you’ll be treated like a Queen forever! The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Willy Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Willy Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Willy cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Willy Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you won’t know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit! About the Chocolate Willy Spread The Chocolate Willy Spread set includes a lovely little pot of 40g of Chocolate Willy Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your willy on the back of the pack! The Chocolate Willy Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a lovely warm chocolatey milky taste in your mouth! The Chocolate Willy Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal! The Chocolate Willy Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5 The Chocolate Willy Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Chocolate Willy Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you’re lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Hold on a minute! A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Willy Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Willy Spread is here to stay! Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Willy Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your man’s bit! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Willy Spread as we’re sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert! Become a prim and proper madam by insisting the Chocolate Willy Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like one of the fabulously glamorous Desperate Housewives and he’ll feel like a King as you spread his thing! Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Willy Spread will satisfy your need for chocolate and his need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Willy Spread isn’t body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action! We’re sure you won’t be as silly to leave your Chocolate Willy Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious appearance may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up! So if you want a more flavourful experience from erotic foreplay and tire of the same old fruity condoms, purchase the Chocolate Willy Spread for seductive snacking! What’s in the Chocolate Willy Spread Packet? 40 g x Chocolate Willy Spread 1 x Chocolate Willy Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly sexy Chocolate Willy Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Willy Spread

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Chocolate Nipple Spread The Chocolate Nipple Spread makes for a passionate picnic anytime, anyplace! Amazing for foreplay all the most foxy, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is the most polite and traditional way to make the breast meal ever! How many times have you been told off for sticking a buttery knife into a sauce pot? Too many? Us too. With the Chocolate Nipple Spread, you won’t ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your woman again – she’ll be so deliciously satisfied with your yummy surprise that you’ll be treated like a King forever! The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Nipple Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Nipple Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Nipple cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Nipple Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you won’t know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit! About the Chocolate Nipple Spread The Chocolate Nipple Spread set includes a lovely little pot of 40g of Chocolate Nipple Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your nipples on the back of the pack! The Chocolate Nipple Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a lovely warm chocolatey milky taste in your mouth! The Chocolate Nipple Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal! The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5 The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Chocolate Nipple Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you’re lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Hold on a minute! Spread your girlfriend’s or wife’s beautiful baps with the brilliant Chocolate Nipple Spread and make the most of those marvellous mammary glands! A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Nipple Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Nipple Spread is here to stay! Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your woman’s wondrous fleshy friends! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Nipple Spread as we’re sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert! Become a prim and proper monsieur by insisting the Chocolate Nipple Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like Easter has come early as you indulge in the wonderfully sticky and sexy Chocolate Nipple Spread! Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Nipple Spread will satisfy man’s most basic need for chocolate and her need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Nipple Spread isn’t body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action! We’re sure you won’t be as silly to leave your Chocolate Nipple Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious appearance may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up! So for a full-on flavourful experience in erectable delectable eating, purchase the Chocolate Nipple Spread today and get nibbling on naughty nipples! What’s in the Chocolate Nipple Spread Packet? 40 g x Chocolate Nipple Spread 1 x Chocolate Nipple Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our wicked Chocolate Willy Spread by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Nipple Spread

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Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard The Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard will show your other half that you’re barking mad about them! Touch wood that the message gets through with the Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard – we see no reason why it wood-n’t! The lovely thing about the Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard is that you get to put the fun effort of carving and scratching your gooey message into the solid wooden card and then witnessing your valiant efforts as your sweetheart swoons over your wooing ways! Instantly ready for you to carve your message into, the Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard will be cherished for as long as you both shall live! You better knock, knock, knock on wood that your love will be last if you don’t invest in a Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard! Don’t leave it too late – buy one today! About the Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard The Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard is the most romantic and traditional way to show your emotions! The Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard is made of solid wood and can be scratched or scored into with something sharp like a knife or a key or a sponge (just checking you’re reading!) The Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard can be sent in the post and has space for a stamp and an address! The Carve Your Own Card measures approximately 15 cm x 10.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Carve Your Own Card is suitable for Valentines, Anniversaries and other days of love! How many valentines or anniversary cards have you received that are environmentally friendly and truly show your most inner sappy feelings? None whatsoever? Thought so! Tree-t your lover to the cutest and most traditionally adorable card that they’ll ever have the pleasure of gushing over! One to show the grandkids for sure, the enchanting Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard will blow all their ex’s out of your league like little leaves in the breeze! So simple yet so naturally sensational, the beautiful Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard can be sent and received just like a normal postcard! Simply pop your stamp onto the printed stamp space on the card, scribble the address on and plant a big lovely smacker on the back to wish it good and amorous vibes of love as it travels to the lucky recipient! Your unique personalised message can be carved out of the Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard with anything relatively sharp! A knife, key or hairclip will do the trick! Get decorative and draw a few little stars and hearts or go for the classic I LOVE YOU to make them giddy with joy! Wood you turn down a declaration of lurve when your cute crush has gone to all this trouble just to touch your heart? Thought not! Just think about it – your standard card of love is created from a wondrous tree (paper and card comes from trees geniuses) so why not cut out the middle man and go old-school by sending the sentimentally spectacular Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard! Get carving for your cutie today! What’s in the Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard Box? 1 x Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Carve Your Own Card – Wooden Postcard

Price : £ 2.99

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View & Record Microscopic Images and Videos on your PC

• Record microscopic photographic stills and video clips 1.3 Mega Pixels CMOS image sensor High magnification power of 200x LED illumination built-in to allow enough light for bright and sharp images for viewing or imaging of microscopic specimens Powered via USB port Perfect for hobbyists and collectors, as you can get really close to your subject – holding the microscope as a ‘pen’ Stand included Ideal for recording serial numbers and hallmarks on jewellery for insurance purposes, or for simply keeping the children occupied Size: 110(L) x 33(R)mm

Price : £ 29.95

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The Moon in My Room is one small step for technology and one giant leap for fun lighting. The Moon is an accurate curved relief of the real thing and is designed to be mounted on a bedroom wall. Using a mini remote control you can control the phases of the moon and phase through twelve stages from ‘Waning Crescent’ through ‘Waxing Gibbous’ to New Moon. It’s powered by just four AA batteries (with 2 AAA’s in the remote) and comes with a CD giving you an audio tour of the Moon round all its craters and seas. There’s nothing like bringing the magic of the Moon into your room.

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Price : £ 21.27

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The Moon in My Room is one small step for technology and one giant leap for fun lighting. The Moon is an accurate curved relief of the real thing and is designed to be mounted on a bedroom wall. Using a mini remote control you can control the phases of the moon and phase through twelve stages from ‘Waning Crescent’ through ‘Waxing Gibbous’ to New Moon. It’s powered by just four AA batteries (with 2 AAA’s in the remote) and comes with a CD giving you an audio tour of the Moon round all its craters and seas. There’s nothing like bringing the magic of the Moon into your room.

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Price : £ 21.27

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Body Stroker and Tickler Body Stroker and Tickler is a fantastic invention for those of you who get tingly goose bumps just thinking about our Head Massager! Most of us like a good stroking from time to time and the Body Stroker is the perfect tool for the job. It can be used on your back, front, arms, legs and even bottom. Increase your blood flow in a skin tingling way with this Body Stroker. Use it to pamper your partner or introduce it into your relationship as a bit of ‘us’ time. The Body Stroker and Tickler will have you shuddering with total bliss! Ideal for stocking fillers , Valentine’s Day and pampering Birthday gifts, the Body Stroker is an ideal gift for those who are fans of the Orgasmatron, head massagers and other unique sensual gifts. About The Body Stroker and Tickler The Body Stroker has metal prongs that stoke and tickle your body The prongs are flexible, allowing you to space them out as desired Our Body Stroker measures approx 33 cm x 10 cm x 6 cm Great gifts for ages 16 to 160 Body Strokers really do feel fantastic and will have your goose bumps standing on goose bumps! Why not twin it with our Orgasmatron Head Massager! What’s in the About The Body Stroker and Tickler box? 1 x About The Body Stroker and Tickler Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available About The Body Stroker and Tickler

Price : £ 3.49

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Bottle Opener Belt The Bottle Opener Belt will make you the King or Queen of cool at parties! To look at the Bottle Opener Belt, you’d never suspect it was anything more than cool-looking belt, but once you unveil the curved little creation moulded into the metal, you’ll be instantly hailed as the greatest guest! Practical and pretty damn stylish, the Belt Bottle Opener gives you the advantage of opening bottles quickly and easily! The Swiss Army Knife of belts, the Bottle Opener Belt can also be used for tearing open presents and enveloped cards – perfect for those well-stuck down dilemmas! Everyone will want to chat you up and use your mechanism (the Bottle Opener Belt that is! Get your mind out of the gutter) so be the star of the bar and buy a Bottle Opener Belt today! About The Belt Bottle Opener The Bottle Opener Belt is a fabulously cool accessory that not only looks wicked around your waist but has the added bonus of opening bottles at the flick of a belt! The Bottle Opener Belt is a black canvas belt which features a stainless steel silver buckle and a unique stainless steel bottle opener! The Bottle Opener Belt is able to open small bottles, big bottles, clear bottles, green bottles – whatever! The Bottle Opener Belt measures approximately 135 cm (length) x 4 cm (width) and is classed as a medium to large belt. How annoying is it when you’ve either lost your bottle opener, ‘misplaced’ your bottle opener or simply can’t find your bottle opener. We know they all mean the same thing but when you’re one short of a bottle opener, it sends you a little crazy! Introducing the Belt Bottle Opener – the wicked kitchen, bar and party accessory that could perhaps be the greatest invention to mankind. Picture this. You’re sat chilling in the garden, it’s a glorious summer’s day – the air warm and sanguine, the birds chirping happily across the brilliant blue sky. You wouldn’t want to get up would you? It’s such a long trek to the kitchen to fetch that bottle opener – if only you had something a bit nearer! Well now you have! When you purchase the Belt Bottle Opener! The Bottle Opener Belt means that you’ll never be stuck with a bottle and a frustrated thirst ever again! Your friends and family will thank you for buying the Belt Bottle Opener – possibly the greatest wearable gadget ever! 10 Green bottles sitting on the wall… With the Bottle Opener Belt you’ll be able to open up them all! Hold your jeans up, look suave and open beverages all at the swift flick of a catch on your belt! Getting the beers in and open will never be an issue again with the Bottle Opener Belt, so buy one today! What’s in the Bottle Opener Belt box? 1 x Bottle Opener Belt Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Bottle Opener Belt

Price : £ 12.99

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The feeling of being squeaky clean and freshly showered is often a much desired but scarcely achieved goal when tramping about in the great outdoors. Wet wipes do a barely tolerable job take up way too much space and aren’t environmentally friendly. Well the distant dream of being able to have a proper shower in the middle of nowhere is now a reality thanks to the pocket shower. This tiny gizmo unfolds to reveal a high performance waterproof reservoir that holds a mighty ten litres of water. The black fabric will (given a sunny day) warm the water up in no time. You just string it up to a tree and open up the attached shower head – hey presto you can now luxuriate in a seven minute shower.

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Price : £ 11.99

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The feeling of being squeaky clean and freshly showered is often a much desired but scarcely achieved goal when tramping about in the great outdoors. Wet wipes do a barely tolerable job take up way too much space and aren’t environmentally friendly. Well the distant dream of being able to have a proper shower in the middle of nowhere is now a reality thanks to the pocket shower. This tiny gizmo unfolds to reveal a high performance waterproof reservoir that holds a mighty ten litres of water. The black fabric will (given a sunny day) warm the water up in no time. You just string it up to a tree and open up the attached shower head – hey presto you can now luxuriate in a seven minute shower.

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Price : £ 11.99

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