Add some character to your pond, day or night, with this garden-inspiring solar powered water fountain

• Powered by the sun, a separate solar panel (3metre connector cable supplied) will absorb and convert sunlight to command a low voltage pump and create an ornamental, cascading water feature that will not only become an eye-catching centre piece but also help pondlife to grow by providing water oxygenation and circulation. Alternatively, ‘build your own’ and place within your favourite bowl or pot and create a decorative water feature for your patio, balcony or even conservatory. The Sunjet 150 fountain can reach a height of up to 35cm (13.7”). For deep water ponds simply attach the floating base and allow the water fountain to freely float around the pond or alternatively, place the fountain in your preferred position by using the anchor sack included. No running costs; simply install, admire and enjoy.

Price : £ 29.95

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Add some character to your pond, day or night, with this garden-inspiring solar powered water fountain

• Powered by the sun, a separate solar panel (3metre connector cable supplied) will absorb and convert sunlight to command a low voltage pump and create an ornamental, cascading water feature that will not only become an eye-catching centre piece but also help pondlife to grow by providing water oxygenation and circulation. Alternatively, ‘build your own’ and place within your favourite bowl or pot and create a decorative water feature for your patio, balcony or even conservatory. The Sunjet 150 fountain can reach a height of up to 35cm (13.7”). For deep water ponds simply attach the floating base and allow the water fountain to freely float around the pond or alternatively, place the fountain in your preferred position by using the anchor sack included. No running costs; simply install, admire and enjoy.

Price : £ 29.95

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This iconic Marmite Money Jar is the perfect place to keep your coins – assuming you’re saving up to buy some more Marmite that is. And you should be seeing as it’s the best thing to put on your toast since… well since they started slicing bread up and toasting it. Whether you love or hate Marmite (apparently there’s some kind of debate about it) you’ll love filling up this oversized jar with bits of change. Incidentally we just popped to the shop to get some Marmite and it’s currently £2.34 for a 250g pot so you’d better get saving. Thankfully with the Marmite Money Jar there’s no better way.

• Gift – Novelty

Price : £ 16.97

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Keep your desk looking sharp with this jumbo-sized pencil sharpener pen pot!

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Price : £ 12.95

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Grow up to four of your favourite herb plants in this one self-watering herb pot and watch your herbs thrive!

Price : £ 12.95

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A pot of something delicious simmering away on the stove never fails to tantalise the tastebuds. Whether it’s a creamy soup a fragrant curry or a traditional English pudding there are endless ideas for one-pot cooking in this book. The team at BBC Good Food Magazine have gathered their tried-and-trusted recipes together to create another fail-safe book of ideas in the hugely popular 101 series. Each recipe is accompanied by a full-page colour photograph so you can create a winner every time. With ideas for starters main course and desserts you’ll find all you need for inspiration in this handy little book.

Price : £ 2.33

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Chocolate Willy Spread The Chocolate Willy Spread makes for a passionate picnic anytime, anyplace! Amazing for making oral sex all the tastier, the Chocolate Willy Spread is the most polite and traditional way to spread your meat! How many times have you been told off for sticking a buttery knife into a sauce pot? Too many? Us too. With the Chocolate Willy Spread, you won’t ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your man again – he’ll be so deliciously satisfied with your yummy surprise that you’ll be treated like a Queen forever! The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Willy Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Willy Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Willy cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Willy Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you won’t know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit! About the Chocolate Willy Spread The Chocolate Willy Spread set includes a lovely little pot of 40g of Chocolate Willy Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your willy on the back of the pack! The Chocolate Willy Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a lovely warm chocolatey milky taste in your mouth! The Chocolate Willy Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal! The Chocolate Willy Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5 The Chocolate Willy Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Chocolate Willy Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you’re lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Hold on a minute! A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Willy Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Willy Spread is here to stay! Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Willy Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your man’s bit! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Willy Spread as we’re sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert! Become a prim and proper madam by insisting the Chocolate Willy Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like one of the fabulously glamorous Desperate Housewives and he’ll feel like a King as you spread his thing! Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Willy Spread will satisfy your need for chocolate and his need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Willy Spread isn’t body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action! We’re sure you won’t be as silly to leave your Chocolate Willy Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious appearance may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up! So if you want a more flavourful experience from erotic foreplay and tire of the same old fruity condoms, purchase the Chocolate Willy Spread for seductive snacking! What’s in the Chocolate Willy Spread Packet? 40 g x Chocolate Willy Spread 1 x Chocolate Willy Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly sexy Chocolate Willy Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Willy Spread

Price : £ 4.99

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Chocolate Nipple Spread The Chocolate Nipple Spread makes for a passionate picnic anytime, anyplace! Amazing for foreplay all the most foxy, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is the most polite and traditional way to make the breast meal ever! How many times have you been told off for sticking a buttery knife into a sauce pot? Too many? Us too. With the Chocolate Nipple Spread, you won’t ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your woman again – she’ll be so deliciously satisfied with your yummy surprise that you’ll be treated like a King forever! The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Nipple Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Nipple Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Nipple cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Nipple Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you won’t know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit! About the Chocolate Nipple Spread The Chocolate Nipple Spread set includes a lovely little pot of 40g of Chocolate Nipple Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your nipples on the back of the pack! The Chocolate Nipple Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a lovely warm chocolatey milky taste in your mouth! The Chocolate Nipple Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal! The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5 The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Chocolate Nipple Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you’re lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Hold on a minute! Spread your girlfriend’s or wife’s beautiful baps with the brilliant Chocolate Nipple Spread and make the most of those marvellous mammary glands! A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Nipple Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Nipple Spread is here to stay! Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your woman’s wondrous fleshy friends! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Nipple Spread as we’re sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert! Become a prim and proper monsieur by insisting the Chocolate Nipple Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like Easter has come early as you indulge in the wonderfully sticky and sexy Chocolate Nipple Spread! Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Nipple Spread will satisfy man’s most basic need for chocolate and her need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Nipple Spread isn’t body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action! We’re sure you won’t be as silly to leave your Chocolate Nipple Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious appearance may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up! So for a full-on flavourful experience in erectable delectable eating, purchase the Chocolate Nipple Spread today and get nibbling on naughty nipples! What’s in the Chocolate Nipple Spread Packet? 40 g x Chocolate Nipple Spread 1 x Chocolate Nipple Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our wicked Chocolate Willy Spread by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Nipple Spread

Price : £ 4.99

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