Posted by Notcot on Jul 9, 2012 in
Gadgets
What better present for the person who has everything than a poignant reminder that they want for nothing? This lovingly crafted vial of emptiness is filled to the brim with unfettered nothingness. Free from the burden of possessions the weight of responsibility Nothing is as idiotic as it is brilliant. Indeed even old Macbeth though mad as a kipper realised that life whilst full of sound and fury (and that was before iPods) is inherently daft and ultimately signifies Nothing. And let us not forget that ‘Nothing’ is so important that most of our universe – and the contents of a lot of people’s heads – appears to be made up of it. It’s a statement an empty gesture if you will a nod at the futility of ownership and yet despite ‘Nothing’ being nothing it is of course packed with millions of protons neutrons and what have you which is pretty good for Nothing.
Price : £ 6.99
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Posted by Notcot on May 5, 2012 in
Gadgets
Additional Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin Pack The Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin-Pack is an amazingly essential addition to your Loc8tor Plus! Loc8tor is the essential invention for modern hectic lives – tired of losing everything that’s precious and valuable? Get locked into the Loc8tor craze and get smug security for life! By tagging your possessions with the devices included, you’ll be instantly alerted when you’re straying out of reach! With the two fabulous Loc8tor Mini Homing Tags included, you’ll be able to tag even more items to recover them or simply stop them getting mislaid in the first place! Tag your wallet, tag your keys, tag your friends, tag your other half! With a crucial red PANIC alert button, the Additional Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin Pack is by far the safest gadget around! Get ultimate reassurance with the Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin-Pack! About the Additional Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin Pack The Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin-Pack is an additional accessory that works with the Loc8tor Plus The Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin-Pack features two additional Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags which beep and flash to help you retrieve them easily! The Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin-Pack features a unique red PANIC alert button which small children and people in danger are able to press and instantly alert that they’re in a tricky situation! The Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin-Pack features two additional Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags which can be quickly and easily attached to almost anything! The Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin-Pack enables you to register up to 24 tags on each Loc8tor Handheld The Loc8tor Mini Homing Tags Twin-Pack requires batteries – these are supplied in the Loc8tor and Loc8tor Plus packs (sold separately) The Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin-Pack measures approximately 3.5 cm x 1.95 cm x 0.85 cm The Additional Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin Pack is not a toy. Please do not let young children handle this item Imagine having the peace-of-mind to be able to know exactly where every item you truly love and can’t live without is – forever! Your keys, wallet, mobile phone, cat, child and remote control can all be tagged using the wonderfully helpful Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin-Pack! We’ve all had that nauseous feeling when we think we’ve left a set of keys, wallet or small child behind in the supermarket – no matter how many times you check under the sofa or in your shirt pocket, sometimes we just have to acceptingly send items off to the mysterious land of disappearance! This vital little duo is designed to be used with the Loc8tor Plus and provides you with the chance to tag even more items and become even safer! With two Panic Homing Tags included, on each convenient Loc8tor Handheld you can tag up to 24 items! Now that’s 24 reasons already why you need to purchase! The terrific thing about Loc8tors are that you can literally tag anything – whether you’ve a dog who likes to wander, an important briefcase that bizarrely vanishes at crucial times or simply want to stop the search party you put out for your keys each morning, simply tag, relax then track those missing items when they go a’ wandering! So no more searching round in circles for the remote, checking every nook and cranny for your keys or worrying about the whereabouts of your little one, the Loc8or Panic Homing Tags are here to save the day! Purchase today and never go spare or lose your sanity worrying again! What’s in the Additional Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin Pack Box? 2 x Mini Homing Tags 2 x Key Ring Loops & Adhesive Strips User Guide The Additional Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin Pack will only work with the Loc8tor Plus – Mobile Phone & Key Finder. Click over to Related Products to purchase one today! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Additional Loc8tor Panic Homing Tags Twin Pack
Price : £ 22.99
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