Gizmos, Gadgets, Noir and Steampunk
Superior quality water butt with free stand, rain diverter and tap.
Price : £ 59.95
This gold star confetti looks great scattered over tables at Christmas, parties or at weddings. The stars are made of shiny gold plastic and so, can be used a number of times. Each bag contains approximately 150 stars and each star is 1cm from tip to tip. Please keep out of reach of small children.
Price : £ 1.50
Gold Heart Confetti looks great scattered over tables at parties or at weddings. You can even use this Gold Confetti to make beautiful, personal invitations or valentines cards which are economical, simple and effective. The hearts are made of plastic so can be reused and washed as many times as you like. Each bag of Gold Heart Confetti contains several hundred hearts and each heart is 5mm across. Please keep Gold Heart Confetti out of reach of small children.
Price : £ 1.50
This light-up noise-up Sabre is as close as you can get to a Galaxy Far Far Away. It’s made of durable plastic and it also has a nice rubberised grip so you don’t drop it mid-battle.Achieve total sci-fi cool – not only does the light-up blade make a powering-up noise when you turn it on it also hums constantly and reacts to your swishing with sound effects – you know the sort. And when you do bash it onto random surfaces the colour of the blade changes between red blue and purple. There’s a wealth of different realistic noises that you can delight in discovering (and a mute button thankfully). The Special FX Sabre is hilarious fun to play about with and all the more enjoyable with two. So if you’re getting one seriously think about who else would want one and if you could take them on in a duel. Certain to become the way in which all office disputes are now resolved.
Price : £ 9.99
Big 4 Giant Garden Game Big 4 is a fantastic children’s garden toy that can be enjoyed by the whole family! In the same style as Connect 4, the aim of the game is to get 4 of your coloured counters in a row. Whether you want to bond with the kids or fancy a BBQ party with your mates, the Big 4 Giant Garden Game will at a hilarious twist to your day. This impressive outdoor toy can be enjoyed by people of all ages and will keep you entertained all day long! Everything seemed massive when you were a kid, chomping on Monster Munch as if they were apples, getting your greasy mitts all over your precious game of Pop Up Pirate or Kerplunk that was as tall as you were with pole vaults as sticks. This giant garden game will bring you back to those heady days of Honey I Shrunk the Kids in a flash! Easy to play and so much fun to use, Big 4 is big fun! Big 4 Giant Garden Game Big 4 is an outdoor garden toy like Connect 4 Try and get 4 of your giant counters in a row either horizontally, vertically or diagonally! Beautiful treated wood frame with plastic counters Big 4 measures approx 120 cm x 120 cm x 13 cm A fantastic garden game for ages 4 to 140! Next Day delivery available for mainland England, Wales, Isle of Wight and N. Ireland only (Not including Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Southern Ireland, Scilly Isles) Unfortunately Before 9am delivery is unavailable for this item Due to the weight of this product, it cannot be shipped overseas Garden not big enough for ball games? Mum keep screaming at you for treading on her Petunias in your attempt to get to Mount Compost, on your ever struggling quest to find new civilisation in the raised flower bed? Our Big 4 Giant Garden Game is a huge load of fun in a contained space! What’s in the Big 4 Giant Garden Game Box? 1 x Big 4 Giant Garden Game 42 x Counters 1 x Set of Instructions Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available (Cut Off 11 am) Big 4 Giant Garden Game
Price : £ 134.99
Deal with your Arachnophobia at arm’s length with the Spider Catcher. This nifty little gadget is basically a long pole with a handle and spiny bristles at the end. Pull the trigger and the bristles open release the trigger and the bristles close – allowing you to capture any wee beasties in your house without hurting them and deposit them safely outdoors. Fantastic for wasps bees and other stinging insects too! Spider Catcher – the environmentally friendly way to remove spiders from your house. Catch and hold/transport spiders or other insects without hurting them (or you!). Plastic ‘grabber’ handle and rod nylon ‘grabber’ bristles. Comes with clear bristle protector. Size: 65 x 15 x 7cm
Price : £ 12.99
Possibly the best wind-up toy ever invented the Racing Grannies are to geriatric speedway what Ferrari is to Formula One. As anyone who has been on the receiving end of a Zimmer-frame will know grannies are formidable movers with legendary stamina and these delightful wind-ups are testament to their endurance. With expressions of steely determination and complete with go-faster cardigans these two are just a few winds away from the race of their lives. It’s time to have your own Gran National! Set of 2 wind-up grannies. Clashing outfits silver hair droopy breasts and a snazzy zimmerframe. Adjustable arms so the Grannies can be in ‘Stand-up’ mode or bent to ‘Race’ mode. Made of plastic. Presented in an illustrated box with witty captions. Suitable for ages 8 years+. Size: – Individual Granny: 8 x 6 x 4cm Presentation Box: 15.5 x 11.5 x 7cm. Whilst this product is technically suitable for those of 8 years and up after extensive research (well the office) we have discovered that the older you are the more hilarious you find this product.
Price : £ 6.99
Dog And Cat Tea Towel Holder Everyone loves food but i think once dinner is over and everyone has a full belly they regret eating once they see the mess in the kitchen! but now thanks to the Dog and Cat Tea Towel Holders you will always raise a smile every time dishes need to be dried …. Which is probably a first. They have a kind of classic, innocent 1950’s-ness about them, until you realise that of course you’re sticking a tea towel up an animals bum! They always get a reaction, but are well enough designed to slip in to the kitchen environment subtly. About Dog And Cat Tea Towel Holder Dog and Cat Tea Towel Holders comes with a strong sticky pad fixing and a screw option. Made from wipe clean moulded plastic and available in 2 types. Please see drop down menu above for options. Dog and Cat Tea Towel Holders
Price : £ 9.90
Rubbish Bags., the name is very deceptive. Neither are these fabulously chic and environmentally friendly accessories for putting rubbish in, nor are they ‘rubbish’. They are however made from 100% recycled non-biodegradable juice packs and make ideal gifts for anyone that concerns themselves with the state of the environment, those who want to do their bit towards solving global poverty, and even those who just want to look good. With retail outlets ‘going green’ and gradually introducing charges for plastic bags what better time than to invest in a quality, reusable, environmentally and economically friendly piece of fashion?
Price : £ 14.95
Beer Goggles The Beer Goggles are the hilarious accessory that enables you to get your Beer Goggles on without even touching a drop of drink! Whether you’re absolutely hammered or sensibly sober, the Beer Goggles will go down a treat and are guaranteed to get your friends and family in fits of jolly laughter! The next time your mate makes some unfunny joke about you pulling the ugliest woman at the bar, why not don your Beer Goggles and show you couldn’t care less – hey, at least you’re going home with someone! Ideal for hen and stag do’s, the Beer Goggles work best when worn in packs – a tribe of Beer Goggled party-goers is surely the silliest, craziest and comical sight that the town’s tiles have ever seen! About The Beer Goggles The Beer Goggles are a hilarious novelty pair of plastic Beer Goggles glasses that feature an individual pint glass image to go over each eye! The Beer Goggles are yellow, white and transparent and feature the word ‘BEER’ on the centre strip when the glasses sit on your nose! The Beer Goggles double up as sunglasses and feature 100% UV protection! (UV 400) The Beer Goggles measure approximately 17.5 cm x 8 cm The Beer Goggles are suitable for parties, nights out, nights in – whenever! The obviously cool thing about the Beer Goggles is that they show you’re a real down-to-earth dude, capable of handling all those ugly-bird jokes and still have a great night out! But what the Beer Goggles disguise is their best feature – the fact that they’re actually sunglasses too! So whether you wear them under the heady bright lights of the club or while you’re lapping up the sun on your Ibiza holiday, you can guarantee your eyes will be shielded whilst still looking like a top lad! What’s more, the Beer Goggles are so bloody cool and unique that no foreign birds will know what they are, making you the star attraction at Club Tropicana! You’ll only need to wear the hilarious Beer Goggles once to go down an absolute legend with anyone that comes within drinking distance of you – across the land you’ll be known as ‘that wicked-hot lad who looked dashingly like Enrique Iglesias with the Beer Goggles’ (or at least, ‘that lad with the Beer Goggles’)! Whether you’re saying bottoms up, cheers, drinking to your health or drinking away your wealth, we can honestly say you’ll never have a night quite like it if you proudly display the Beer Goggles bashfully over your peepers! Get ready for your close-up ‘cause looking this good will mean everyone at the club will have their eyes on YOU! (Question is, have they got their Beer Goggles on too?!) What’s in the Beer Goggles packet? 1 x Pair of Beer Goggles Glasses Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Beer Goggles
Price : £ 2.99
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