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You’re a natural born killer and there’s no escaping that awful biological truth. Your ancestors spent most of their time hunting mammoths and sabre-tooth tigers before dragging them back to a grateful Raquel Welch at the back of her cave. Now you can live-out myriad caveman fantasies by bringing death and destruction to poor Mark on a daily basis. And he, in return, will save you losing your place in your cherished novel. And that sounds tikkety-boo to us. You see Mark has met a sticky end, a squishy end to be more precise. His floppy body is trapped within the pages of your book, scrabbling to get out, all the while happily keeping your place. You know, keeping the page at that point in the story where the man gets crushed by a giant encyclopedia. Forget pressed flowers and old receipts, Mark is the future. And as he is dead, he may as well be put to good use. It would be almost rude not to.

• A novelty bookmark in the shape of a squashed man
• Made of yellow silicone rubber
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A perfect gift for travelers the PRSA-CL3 cover for the Reader Pocket Edition™ includes a bright light for easier reading. This custom designed light offers two brightness levels and lasts up to 38 hours at the standard brightness level . Read in a dimly lit area without disturbing someone next to you whether you are in bed in flight or on a train. Includes AAA battery. Features Exclusively designed for the Reader Pocket Edition™ this cover case with light is ideal for bedtime reading plane travel and low light conditions The discreet night light enables you carry on reading your eBooks even in dimly lit areas without disturbing anyone near you Adjust the brightness with 2 light levels and flexible arm A perfect fit: The Reader Pocket Edition™ cover case with light measures approx. 140 × 165 × 22 mm (w/h/d) Comes with 1 AAA battery

• Exclusively designed for the Reader Pocket Editionâ„¢ this cover case with light is ideal for bedtime reading plane travel and low light conditions
• The discreet night light enables you carry on reading your eBooks even in dimly lit areas without disturbing anyone near you
• Adjust the brightness with 2 light levels and flexible arm
• A perfect fit: The Reader Pocket Editionâ„¢ cover case with light measures approx. 140 × 165 × 22 mm (w/h/d)
• Comes with 1 AAA battery

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