Chocolate Nipple Spread The Chocolate Nipple Spread makes for a passionate picnic anytime, anyplace! Amazing for foreplay all the most foxy, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is the most polite and traditional way to make the breast meal ever! How many times have you been told off for sticking a buttery knife into a sauce pot? Too many? Us too. With the Chocolate Nipple Spread, you won’t ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your woman again – she’ll be so deliciously satisfied with your yummy surprise that you’ll be treated like a King forever! The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Nipple Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Nipple Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Nipple cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Nipple Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you won’t know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit! About the Chocolate Nipple Spread The Chocolate Nipple Spread set includes a lovely little pot of 40g of Chocolate Nipple Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your nipples on the back of the pack! The Chocolate Nipple Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a lovely warm chocolatey milky taste in your mouth! The Chocolate Nipple Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal! The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5 The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Chocolate Nipple Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you’re lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Hold on a minute! Spread your girlfriend’s or wife’s beautiful baps with the brilliant Chocolate Nipple Spread and make the most of those marvellous mammary glands! A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Nipple Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Nipple Spread is here to stay! Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your woman’s wondrous fleshy friends! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Nipple Spread as we’re sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert! Become a prim and proper monsieur by insisting the Chocolate Nipple Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like Easter has come early as you indulge in the wonderfully sticky and sexy Chocolate Nipple Spread! Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Nipple Spread will satisfy man’s most basic need for chocolate and her need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Nipple Spread isn’t body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action! We’re sure you won’t be as silly to leave your Chocolate Nipple Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious appearance may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up! So for a full-on flavourful experience in erectable delectable eating, purchase the Chocolate Nipple Spread today and get nibbling on naughty nipples! What’s in the Chocolate Nipple Spread Packet? 40 g x Chocolate Nipple Spread 1 x Chocolate Nipple Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our wicked Chocolate Willy Spread by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Nipple Spread

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Boob Stress Relievers This fabulously wobbly pair of Boob Stress Relievers will titillate your cares away! Ideal as novelty gifts , naughty Valentines Day gifts or funny gifts for men , our Stress Relievers seduce your hands as you kneed and squeeze your way to relaxation. A great alternative to stress balls, why not treat a man in your life to our Boob Stress Relievers? Realistic flesh tones and nipple detailing, squeeze a breast without getting a slap! Our Boob Stress Relievers will help you relieve daily worries as well as sexual frustration. As there is no actual woman attached, you can fondle to your heart’s content! Why not create a naughty Birthday hamper, or perhaps a sexy Secret Santa gift is in order! Keep abreast of your stress with the Boob Stress Relievers! Boob Stress Relievers These Boob Stress Relievers are a fun, squishy, sexy set of boobs that will gently ease the stresses and strains of modern, hectic lifestyles! The pair of juggling boob Stress Relievers are made from soft rubbery latex, filled with a liquid gel Our stress balls measure approximately 18 cm x 8 cm x 8 cm each The Boob Stress Relievers are ideal gifts for ages 16 to 160! They say you’re either a leg or a breast man. But let’s think about this logically. Would you rather squeeze a soft rubber leg or get your hands around a pair of delightfully smooth, perky, sensuous Boob Stress Relievers! We kid you not – these are no chicken fillets! Rounded and remarkably raunchy, this really is a stress ball with a seductive difference! What’s in the Boob Stress Relievers pack? 1 x Pair of Boob Stress Relievers Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Boob Stress Relievers

Price : £ 6.99

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40th Photo Album The 40th Photo Album is an amazing addition to anyone just beginning their journey through life – for the second time! They say that life begins at 40. Well, it won’t begin with a bang unless you buy the 40th Photo Album either for yourself or a loved one! We bet 40 years of life-experience spans a good few quality and humorous photos, so why not treat them to the good-life with this sophisticated and refined piece of practicality and style! About The 40th Photo Album The 40th Photo Album will ensure your recipient knows that life begins at 40! The 40th Photo Album is a gorgeously simple yet stunning white Photo Album with a raised ruby red and silver trimmed sequin-encrusted emblem which features ‘40’ in the centre of the album The 40th Photo Album measures 26 cm x 18 cm x 3 cm (approximately) Who knew that the little old numbers 4 and 0 could raise such fear and strife! Well, turn that strife into a new found love of life with the 40th Photo Album! The 40th year is something dear and to be treasured and celebrated! The gorgeous and simplistic white 40th Photo Album is bright enough to see without your glasses! (Just kidding, hey lighten up!) The ripe old age of 40 really isn’t so naughty, so celebrate at the fate of giving or receiving the 40th Photo Album and break the mould about getting old! What’s in the 40th Photo Album Box? 1 x 40th Photo Album with approximately 40 pages. Please note that the 40th Photo Album is also available in 18th, 21st, 30th and 60th options. Please go to the related products page for more information. Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique Christmas gifts , stocking fillers and more Excellent customer service Next day delivery available 40th Photo Album

Price : £ 24.99

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Are you trying to be good? Are you better at being bad? Then have a little help in the diet wars – simply stick this magnetic diet decision making cake to your fridge and push it for a decision every time you feel a snack attack coming on! Diet Decision Maker says one of five phrases like “Naughty pickers wear big knickers” and “A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips”.

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