Suck UK Splat Stan

Average Rating: 4.5 / 5 (5 Reviews)

Product Description
You’re a natural born killer and there’s no escaping that awful biological truth. Your ancestors spent most of their time hunting mammoths and sabre-tooth tigers before dragging them back to a grateful Raquel Welch at the back of her cave. Now you can live-out myriad caveman fantasies by bringing death and destruction to poor Stan on a daily basis. And he, in return, will save your desk from becoming stained with coffee rings. And that sounds tikkety-boo to us. Those delightfully-named chaps at Suck UK have been innovating again. And this time they have pioneered the world’s first silicone rubber road-kill-cum-stain-stopper. It’s a visually impactful sight to see Stan for the first time. Fully thermoplastic and looking not unlike the late lamented Morph, Stan appears to have suffered death by crushing under a heavy falling object. But not from an anvil or grand piano. From your humble tea or coffee mug. Gosh. It’s an insult to call him merely a drinks coaster. For it is nothing short of his destiny to hold your mug rock steady on the desktop and absorb all manner of stains, which is why he’s fully washable to boot. We promise you’ll never look at a splatted roadside hedgehog in the same way again.

Suck UK Splat Stan

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Morph Desk Buddy

• We’re bringing Morph back to life as the funny and very bendy Morph Desk Buddy
• Use Morph to hold your cup or pen or maybe stick a post-it note on him for an eye-catching reminder
• Or help hold up that heavy computer monitor, Morph is always there to help!
• The Bendy Morph Desk Buddy would make a cute addition to anyone’s desk
• The Morph Desk Buddy figure can be bent into most shapes to help you out with whatever you’re doing

Product Description
Work is so much more fun with a Morph desk buddy. Stand him on your desk or next to your PC. Your Morph desk buddy is an exact copy of the classic Aardman Animations character known and loved since 1977. He’s ready to flex his muscles to hold pens and pencils, and will happily take post-it notes on the chest. Just pop him on your desk and say hello to your new work pal. Morph is always ready to lend a hand, he never argues back and he won’t steal your stationery! After more than 30 years on the small screen, Morph is a claymation superstar. The little plasticine man has spent years playing on Tony Hart’s table. Now he’s climbed out of his pencil box so that he can come and visit yours. Approximately 14cm tall

Morph Desk Buddy

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