Heart Pasta The Heart Shaped Pasta will create a dreamy dish that’ll fill you with desire! Take a tip from the Italians and serve up a sexy meal that’ll have you and your lover drooling at the mouth! (Attractive!) As if crafted by cupid’s floury little hands himself, the delightfully soft and scrummy Heart Pasta will suit even the fussiest of palettes! Whether you decide to serve in a standard bowl or line up your little Heart Shaped Pasta pieces and lap them up off your lover’s body, you’ll soon realise the magic romanticism and lust hidden within these cheeky carbohydrates! Fill your lover’s tummy whilst fulfilling their wildest desires for something spicy! Say pasta-la-vista baby to dull uninspired dishes! About The Heart Pasta The Heart Shaped Pasta is a 250 gram packet of heart-shaped pasta pieces. The Heart Love Pasta will get you in the mood with its tomato and spinach flavour! The Love Pasta includes little cream, green and red pasta pieces! The Heart Pasta includes heart pasta pieces which measure approximately 1.5 cm x 1.5 cm – the perfect size to pop in your mouth! The Heart Shaped Pasta takes approximately 5-7 minutes to cook It comes in a transparent packet with a lovely cupid illustration The Heart Shaped Love Pasta is suitable for valentines, anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas’s or simply when you want to arouse your lover with an appetising meal! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Unless you’re one of those creative types who can whip up a three course meal from the scraps left in the cupboards and craft a swan from a white napkin, may we suggest you purchase the Heart Shaped Love Pasta! Foolproof and fabulous, the Heart Pasta will make your sweetheart swoon, whether you’re playing it safe on second-date territory or reigniting the spark in your loving marriage! Far more enjoyable than slurping up strings of standard spaghetti, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta can be neatly scooped up with a spoon or skewered with a fork! Why not use your beautiful Heart Pasta to create a romantic food theme! Cut up little slices of bread into heart-shapes, make heart-shaped fruits and top your dessert with love-heart sweeties! Your other half will be astounded at the effort you’ve gone to and be more than willing to show their gratitude! (And we don’t mean by doing the washing up!) What’s more, the Heart Pasta enables YOU to be the sexy waiter or waitress! (No more dodgy-moustached Italians hitting on your other half!) Suiting all tastes, the tasty Heart Shaped Love Pasta is flavoured with fragrant tomato and spinach and tastes wonderfully authentic on its own or mixed in with a sauce! Shot down to Earth from cupid’s very own bow, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta won’t be found in any standard supermarkets so purchase this amorous food to get you both in the mood! Wearing your heart on your sleeve will seem like old news – now you can eat your heart in your mouth! A guaranteed impresser, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta will fill your heart with love and your tummy with hearts! Whensa your Heart Pasta Day? What’s in the Heart Pasta Packet? 250g of Heart Shaped Love Pasta (Tomato & Spinach flavoured) Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Heart Pasta

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Heart Pasta The Heart Shaped Pasta will create a dreamy dish that’ll fill you with desire! Take a tip from the Italians and serve up a sexy meal that’ll have you and your lover drooling at the mouth! (Attractive!) As if crafted by cupid’s floury little hands himself, the delightfully soft and scrummy Heart Pasta will suit even the fussiest of palettes! Whether you decide to serve in a standard bowl or line up your little Heart Shaped Pasta pieces and lap them up off your lover’s body, you’ll soon realise the magic romanticism and lust hidden within these cheeky carbohydrates! Fill your lover’s tummy whilst fulfilling their wildest desires for something spicy! Say pasta-la-vista baby to dull uninspired dishes! About The Heart Pasta The Heart Shaped Pasta is a 250 gram packet of heart-shaped pasta pieces. The Heart Love Pasta will get you in the mood with its tomato and spinach flavour! The Love Pasta includes little cream, green and red pasta pieces! The Heart Pasta includes heart pasta pieces which measure approximately 1.5 cm x 1.5 cm – the perfect size to pop in your mouth! The Heart Shaped Pasta takes approximately 5-7 minutes to cook It comes in a transparent packet with a lovely cupid illustration The Heart Shaped Love Pasta is suitable for valentines, anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas’s or simply when you want to arouse your lover with an appetising meal! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Unless you’re one of those creative types who can whip up a three course meal from the scraps left in the cupboards and craft a swan from a white napkin, may we suggest you purchase the Heart Shaped Love Pasta! Foolproof and fabulous, the Heart Pasta will make your sweetheart swoon, whether you’re playing it safe on second-date territory or reigniting the spark in your loving marriage! Far more enjoyable than slurping up strings of standard spaghetti, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta can be neatly scooped up with a spoon or skewered with a fork! Why not use your beautiful Heart Pasta to create a romantic food theme! Cut up little slices of bread into heart-shapes, make heart-shaped fruits and top your dessert with love-heart sweeties! Your other half will be astounded at the effort you’ve gone to and be more than willing to show their gratitude! (And we don’t mean by doing the washing up!) What’s more, the Heart Pasta enables YOU to be the sexy waiter or waitress! (No more dodgy-moustached Italians hitting on your other half!) Suiting all tastes, the tasty Heart Shaped Love Pasta is flavoured with fragrant tomato and spinach and tastes wonderfully authentic on its own or mixed in with a sauce! Shot down to Earth from cupid’s very own bow, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta won’t be found in any standard supermarkets so purchase this amorous food to get you both in the mood! Wearing your heart on your sleeve will seem like old news – now you can eat your heart in your mouth! A guaranteed impresser, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta will fill your heart with love and your tummy with hearts! Whensa your Heart Pasta Day? What’s in the Heart Pasta Packet? 250g of Heart Shaped Love Pasta (Tomato & Spinach flavoured) Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Heart Pasta

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Heart Pasta The Heart Shaped Pasta will create a dreamy dish that’ll fill you with desire! Take a tip from the Italians and serve up a sexy meal that’ll have you and your lover drooling at the mouth! (Attractive!) As if crafted by cupid’s floury little hands himself, the delightfully soft and scrummy Heart Pasta will suit even the fussiest of palettes! Whether you decide to serve in a standard bowl or line up your little Heart Shaped Pasta pieces and lap them up off your lover’s body, you’ll soon realise the magic romanticism and lust hidden within these cheeky carbohydrates! Fill your lover’s tummy whilst fulfilling their wildest desires for something spicy! Say pasta-la-vista baby to dull uninspired dishes! About The Heart Pasta The Heart Shaped Pasta is a 250 gram packet of heart-shaped pasta pieces. The Heart Love Pasta will get you in the mood with its tomato and spinach flavour! The Love Pasta includes little cream, green and red pasta pieces! The Heart Pasta includes heart pasta pieces which measure approximately 1.5 cm x 1.5 cm – the perfect size to pop in your mouth! The Heart Shaped Pasta takes approximately 5-7 minutes to cook It comes in a transparent packet with a lovely cupid illustration The Heart Shaped Love Pasta is suitable for valentines, anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas’s or simply when you want to arouse your lover with an appetising meal! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Unless you’re one of those creative types who can whip up a three course meal from the scraps left in the cupboards and craft a swan from a white napkin, may we suggest you purchase the Heart Shaped Love Pasta! Foolproof and fabulous, the Heart Pasta will make your sweetheart swoon, whether you’re playing it safe on second-date territory or reigniting the spark in your loving marriage! Far more enjoyable than slurping up strings of standard spaghetti, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta can be neatly scooped up with a spoon or skewered with a fork! Why not use your beautiful Heart Pasta to create a romantic food theme! Cut up little slices of bread into heart-shapes, make heart-shaped fruits and top your dessert with love-heart sweeties! Your other half will be astounded at the effort you’ve gone to and be more than willing to show their gratitude! (And we don’t mean by doing the washing up!) What’s more, the Heart Pasta enables YOU to be the sexy waiter or waitress! (No more dodgy-moustached Italians hitting on your other half!) Suiting all tastes, the tasty Heart Shaped Love Pasta is flavoured with fragrant tomato and spinach and tastes wonderfully authentic on its own or mixed in with a sauce! Shot down to Earth from cupid’s very own bow, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta won’t be found in any standard supermarkets so purchase this amorous food to get you both in the mood! Wearing your heart on your sleeve will seem like old news – now you can eat your heart in your mouth! A guaranteed impresser, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta will fill your heart with love and your tummy with hearts! Whensa your Heart Pasta Day? What’s in the Heart Pasta Packet? 250g of Heart Shaped Love Pasta (Tomato & Spinach flavoured) Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Heart Pasta

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52 Weeks of Romance The 52 Weeks of Romance is an intensely invigorating and pleasurable stimulating experience for two! Simply slide your hand into the sexy black satin pouch and caress one of the cards. Mmm. Your glamorous game of saucy play has begun! 52 Weeks of Romance contains 26 slinky scratch-cards for him and 26 steamy scratch-cards for her – tickle, tease, tempt and please! But flirty friends, do not fear – there’s enough hot-action here for the whole year! About The 52 Weeks of Romance The 52 Weeks of Romance kit is an exciting, thrilling way to romance your lover throughout the year! The 52 Weeks of Romance includes two sets of saucy scratch-cards – 26 for her and 26 for him, each with romantic I.O.U’s, Love notes, coupons, interludes, gestures and more! The 52 Weeks of Romance kit comes with a seductive little black satin-pouch to contain all those secretive scratch-cards! Repeat after me: ‘I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my sexy so sexy it hurrrrtttttsssss!’ Right Said Fred may be dead in the music world, but they had a point you know. Think about it, three aging, balding men in cheap tight whites parading their cheekiness and scaring young children. BUT they knew how to work it! You too can work it with the 52 Weeks of Romance! (No Right Said Fred included) It takes two baby – me and you. Well, that and an assortment of spicy and suggestive scratch cards! If lust is a must in your relationship, but you seem more ready-for-a-good-cuppa than ready-for-action, get the 52 Weeks of Romance and exhaust yourself with romantic, wild play of the unique and affirmative I.O.U’s, love notes, coupons, interludes, gestures and many more! So what are you waiting for? Make love not chore! What’s in the 52 Weeks of Romance Kit? In the 52 Naughty Weeks of Naughty Nights Kit, there are 26 sexy scratch-cards for him and 26 sexy scratch-cards for her, all contained in a satin-pouch-bag (ooh). Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available 52 Weeks of Romance

Price : £ 9.95

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