The gripping finale to Robin Hobb’s classic Farseer trilogy. Keystone. Gate. Crossroads. Catalyst. Fitz is about to discover the truth about the Fool’s prophecy. Having been resurrected from his fatal tortures in Regal’s dungeons Fitz has once more foiled Regal’s attempts to be rid of him. Now back in his own body and after months of rehabilitation Fitz begins the painful and slow process of learning the ways of a man again. Under the watchful eye of Burrich old King Shrewd’s Stablemaster Fitz must learn to cast off the wild but carefree ways of the wolf and enter once more the human world: a world beset ever more viciously by the relentless Red Ship Raiders who are now left free to plunder any coastal town they please. But more immediately a world in which he finds he is utterly alone. Regal has stripped the kingdom of its riches and retired to the inland city of Tradeford. Of Verity on his quest to find the legendary Elderings there has been no word; Molly Kettricken and the Fool have all vanished. Unless Fitz can find Verity and help him in his quest the Six Duchies will perish and there will be no safe place to live.

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After three years in prison Shadow has done his time. But as the time until his release ticks away he can feel a storm brewing. Two days before he gets out his wife Laura dies in a mysterious car crash in adulterous circumstances. Dazed Shadow travels home only to encounter the bizarre Mr Wednesday claiming to be a refugee from a distant war a former god and the king of America. Together they embark on a very strange journey across the States along the way solving the murders which have occurred every winter in one small American town. But the storm is about to break…Disturbing gripping and profoundly strange Gaiman’s epic new novel sees him on the road to the heart of America. This title includes extra material exclusive to Headline Review’s edition.

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Their love has survived the test of time. But can it survive fate? It is America 1772 – it is only a few years before the war of independence and the colony seethes with unrest. As battle lines are drawn up and loyalties tested no one is safe in this new country. Jamie Fraser receives a message from Governor Josiah Martin. He wants Jamie’s help to keep the backcountry safe for King and Crown. But Jamie knows what’s to come. His wife Claire has travelled back from the twentieth century and she knows what will happen to those loyal to the King of England. Exile or death. Neither prospect appeals to Jamie. But Claire knows something else. From her own time she’s read an article dated 1776 reporting the destruction by fire of their home on Fraser’s Ridge and the death of those who live there. Jamie hopes Claire is wrong for once about the future. But only time will tell…

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