Cogito ergo… meeeooow Dr Ivor Kitten has compiled 9 quick and easy tests that make up the How Cunning Is Your Cat? test. It’s the sure fire way of finding out if your moggy is a creature of comfort or a homicidal maniac. Hopefully it’ll be the former and your cat will vent its inherent frustration at the stupidity of humans on the Catnip mouse included in the box. Or maybe you’ll wake up one morning tied to its scratching post while it steals your credit cards and takes over your identity pausing only to force feed you Kitty Numbkins Tuna Treats. Whilst there’s no point worrying about what might happen it’s wise to take the precaution of putting Tiddles to the test just so you can prepare yourself. Features: A series of 9 tests to determine just how cunning your cat really is Tests include: testing your moggy’s curiosity body image and intelligence A free catnip mouse has been included to give Tibbs a bit of encouragement Suitable for cats Size: 23.5 x 15 x 4cm

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Teatime control! I know who you are I know where you live… and I demand milk and sugar! Take control of teatime. Have your demands met with the Terrorist Tea Pot but whatever happens don’t let them see your face! The traditional British hand knitted cosy tends to resemble a woollen hat often featuring a bobble on top. According to comedian Billy Connolly if a man is left alone in a room with a tea cosy and he does not attempt to wear it he is not be trusted. Tea cosies in fiction include the eponymous items in Edward Gorey’s The Haunted Tea Cosy: A Dispirited and Distasteful Diversion for Christmas. Some tea cosies are just evil. The Suck UK Terrorist Tea Pot is a set including a tea pot and a balaclava tea cosy. The pot holds 1.5 litres (50oz) which will make you 5 or 6 big cups of steaming hot tea! A wise man once said that when a person is gripped by the unknown the scary or the inexplicable the kneejerk reaction is to laugh which may go some way to explaining why some zany creator came up with the Terrorist Tea Pot a dichotomy if ever there was one. So if you like your tea aggressively strong then grasp this little tearaway with his menacing eyes and silly balaclava tea cosy and tuck into a pile of biscuits and a top cuppa – we say make tea not war! Features:    A very menacing tea pot with dark intimidating eyes A balaclava tea cosy to keep the identity of your tea-time terrorist a tightly guarded secret Tea pot holds 1.5l (50oz) Cups spoons and saucers not included. Please note: Do not let children handle scolding water or tea. Size: Dimensions: 48.5 x 22 x 67.5cm    Weight: 8.3kg

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The second book in the brand new series “Conclave of Shadows” from world-wide bestselling author of “Magician” Raymond E. Feist Chaos threatens to overwhelm two worlds as the most dangerous force ever encountered threatens to invade Midkemia while the most treacherous magician in history – the madman Leso Varen – begins to wreak havoc on the world of Kelewan. Pug and the Conclave of Shadows are determined to find Varen only to discover that he has usurped the body of one of the most powerful men in the Empire of Tsuranuani – a Black Robe and member of the Assembly of Magicians. Pug has the almost impossible task of uncovering the true identity of the fiendish magician in an entire city full of Black Robes. Murder mayhem horror and the darkest evil await Pug’s son Magnus and his companions as they attempt to discover the ultimate source of the terrible threat that hovers over Midkemia and Kelewan. Leading a desperate expedition into the realm of the Dasati the vast and malevolent empire which is threatening his homeworld Magnus hopes to find the key to defeating this enemy who is capable of overwhelming the combined might of two worlds.But even if he does the companions will have a desperate struggle to return home with their vital information. Three worlds will teeter on the brink of destruction as the third Riftwar: the Darkwar is unleashed.

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