The Love Heart Lanterns are perfect for showing your other half just how much they’ve set your heart alight. These heart shaped flying lanterns have been constructed based on an idea first developed in 3rd Century China (flying lanterns used to be used as military signals) but you can enjoy them on the next windless night. Once lit the fuel block fills the canopy of your Love Heart Lantern with enough hot air to make it lift off the ground and drift through the air in a calm serene spectacle leaving you transfixed. The lantern itself is flame proof and it’s all completely biodegradable so no need to worry about your romantic gesture crashing to the ground. Let your love soar into the sky next Valentine’s Day – who knows where it might end up?

Price : £ 8.99

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In today’s rushed existence it’s difficult enough to find time to speak to your other half in the mornings let alone sit and have breakfast with them so why not bring back some much-needed love to the breakfast table with Love Toast? All you have to do is get to your loved one’s slice of bread before they do and stamp your message of love in the middle. A great addition to breakfast in bed on Valentine’s Day or Mother’s Day. We all know that all food tastes better with love so if you can actually put love on the food then it’s bound to taste amazing. Just make sure you don’t stick it in the toaster!

Price : £ 6.99

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Aquire great TV reception in your caravan, boat or mobile home without going outdoors.

• The Altai outdoor digital aerial with its remote controlled motorised mast which rotates around 360 degrees is perfect when you in your caravan, mobile home or even on your boat. The remote controlled mast allows you to vary the position of your aerial without having to go outside, often missing half of your favourite TV programme. This handy device will enable you to have better TV reception without the hassle and as it’s compatible with Freeview, DVB-T digital and HD ready TVs it’s suitable for use once the analogue signal is switched off. Please note the pole is not supplied and needs to be purchased separately.

Price : £ 29.95

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The definitive cult, post-modern novel – a shocking blend of violence, transgression and eroticism. When Ballard, our narrator, smashes his car into another and watches a man die in front of him, his sense of sexual possibilities in the world around him becomes detached. As he begins an affair with the dead man’s wife, he finds himself drawn with increasing intensity to the mangled impacts of car crashes. Then he encounters Robert Vaughan, a former TV scientist turned nightmare angel of the expressway, who has gathered around him a collection of alienated crash victims and experiments with a series of auto-erotic atrocities, each more sinister than the last. But Vaughan craves the ultimate crash – a head-on collision of blood, semen, engine coolant and iconic celebrity. First published in 1973 Crash remains one of the most shocking novels of the second half of the twentieth century and was made into an equally controversial film by David Cronenberg. Ballard,s autobiography Miracles of Life was published in 2008 and Extreme Metaphors, a collection of interviews with the author, is due out in 2012.

Price : £ 5.59

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We’ve seen some key ring pens in our time (and who hasn’t?) but they tend to be tiny Lilliputian affairs that are almost impossible to write legibly with. Not so the Telescopic Pen. The designers have kept the handy pocket size of most key ring pens and added a cunning twist – the pen is telescopic. No larger than a door key when closed the pen really is quite discreet but once unscrewed from your key ring and fully extended you’ll have a full sized pen at your disposal. Surrounded by pens and keyboards at work you know for sure that once you’re out and about pens are like hens’ teeth. Now you’ll always have a pen at your fingertips that you won’t have ‘left in your other coat/bag/trousers’ and that won’t get half inched by some wandering scribe. With the Telescopic Pen you’ll always be prepared no matter where you are.

• Gift – Gadgets

Price : £ 4.99

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There is nothing absolutely nothing half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. Until you drop your keys overboard then it all becomes a bit of a chore. Next time attach the Waterbuoy and within seconds of hitting the water environmentally friendly gas will automatically inflate the reinforced rubber balloon to save your keys from being lost in the gloomy depths. You don’t have to stop at keys either – clip the Waterbuoy to any item weighing up to 1kg and it will happily float on the water for 24 hours. If you’re going to drop something in the river chances are you’ll do it in the dark (it’s the law of the sod – or something like that) which is why the crafty inventors have included a blinking LED light in just the right place to make your floating gizmo visible from up to 250m away. This makes the Waterbuoy the world’s first and only miniature floatation device that’s visible at night. So if you simply love messing about on the river or fancy a life on the ocean waves make sure you keep plenty of these handy gadgets onboard (they’re one use only – but hopefully you’ll have learnt your lesson the first few times you drop your keys overboard). The next time your keys go overboard you won’t have to waste money on a submarine if you’ve remembered to attach the Waterbuoy.

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Price : £ 9.99

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Falconry techniques have been refined over centuries and passed down from many falconers. This half day course gives you the opportunity to share in this knowledge also to interact these magnificent birds of prey up close before learning how to fly them to the fist. These birds are not trained to do tricks they simply mimic what comes naturally to them. All the birds on show will display their natural instincts to soar quarter pounce and mantle.

Price : £ 75.00

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Cowboy Adventure Experience for Kids Join Boston, Gypsy and friends on a Wild West experience for would be ‘Cowkids’. Leap up on your trusty steed for your first western riding lesson, then try your hand at lassoing the cow horns. Finally, tuck into a tasty meal of Ranch Burger and Beans. Participants will spend around 1 and a half hours with the ponies, and around 1 hour actually riding them, Western-style, in an arena. Complimentary soft drinks, tea and coffee are available throughout the experience. Mums and dads are welcome to watch. About The Cowboy Adventure Experience for Kids When can you go? This experience is available on weekends and selected dates only, throughout the year. How long does the activity last? Your Cowboy Adventure will last approximately three hours. You need to know The minimum age for participants is 4 years, maximum age is 16 years. The maximum weight is 89kg (14 stone). This activity is suitable for beginners as well as seasoned riders. If you are disabled you will need to have a medical certificate. Clients sign a registration certificate. You will be asked to fill in a registration and acceptance form on the day. You and how many others? There will be a maximum of five other riders with you both on the day. Family and friends Mums and dads are welcome to stay and watch. We cant control the weather Don’t worry, this activity is not dependent on weather conditions Where? New Milton, Hampshire; We are really sorry but loyalty points cannot be used against activities because they come from a large number of different suppliers who do not allow us to make discounts. Gift Vouchers are valid for 6 months. If you have not used your Gift Voucher by this time, it is possible to get an extension This is for a voucher entitling the holder to any of the activities supplied by Activity Superstore up to the value stated. Next working day delivery cut off time is 11.00am on a normal working day (Mon-Fri). If you select next working day option on an activity placed after 11.00am it is guaranteed to arrive within two days. All guaranteed next day deliveries will arrive before 1pm and will require a signature. Please note that the Before 9am Service is not available on activities. Unfortunately Gift Wrapping is not available. Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available – cut off 11am Cowboy Adventure Experience for Kids

Price : £ 45.00

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Chocolate Willy Spread The Chocolate Willy Spread makes for a passionate picnic anytime, anyplace! Amazing for making oral sex all the tastier, the Chocolate Willy Spread is the most polite and traditional way to spread your meat! How many times have you been told off for sticking a buttery knife into a sauce pot? Too many? Us too. With the Chocolate Willy Spread, you won’t ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your man again – he’ll be so deliciously satisfied with your yummy surprise that you’ll be treated like a Queen forever! The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Willy Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Willy Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Willy cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Willy Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you won’t know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit! About the Chocolate Willy Spread The Chocolate Willy Spread set includes a lovely little pot of 40g of Chocolate Willy Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your willy on the back of the pack! The Chocolate Willy Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a lovely warm chocolatey milky taste in your mouth! The Chocolate Willy Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal! The Chocolate Willy Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5 The Chocolate Willy Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Chocolate Willy Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you’re lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Hold on a minute! A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Willy Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Willy Spread is here to stay! Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Willy Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your man’s bit! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Willy Spread as we’re sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert! Become a prim and proper madam by insisting the Chocolate Willy Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like one of the fabulously glamorous Desperate Housewives and he’ll feel like a King as you spread his thing! Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Willy Spread will satisfy your need for chocolate and his need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Willy Spread isn’t body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action! We’re sure you won’t be as silly to leave your Chocolate Willy Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious appearance may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up! So if you want a more flavourful experience from erotic foreplay and tire of the same old fruity condoms, purchase the Chocolate Willy Spread for seductive snacking! What’s in the Chocolate Willy Spread Packet? 40 g x Chocolate Willy Spread 1 x Chocolate Willy Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly sexy Chocolate Willy Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Willy Spread

Price : £ 4.99

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Chocolate Nipple Spread The Chocolate Nipple Spread makes for a passionate picnic anytime, anyplace! Amazing for foreplay all the most foxy, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is the most polite and traditional way to make the breast meal ever! How many times have you been told off for sticking a buttery knife into a sauce pot? Too many? Us too. With the Chocolate Nipple Spread, you won’t ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your woman again – she’ll be so deliciously satisfied with your yummy surprise that you’ll be treated like a King forever! The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Nipple Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Nipple Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Nipple cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Nipple Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you won’t know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit! About the Chocolate Nipple Spread The Chocolate Nipple Spread set includes a lovely little pot of 40g of Chocolate Nipple Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your nipples on the back of the pack! The Chocolate Nipple Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a lovely warm chocolatey milky taste in your mouth! The Chocolate Nipple Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal! The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5 The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Chocolate Nipple Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you’re lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Hold on a minute! Spread your girlfriend’s or wife’s beautiful baps with the brilliant Chocolate Nipple Spread and make the most of those marvellous mammary glands! A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Nipple Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Nipple Spread is here to stay! Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your woman’s wondrous fleshy friends! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Nipple Spread as we’re sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert! Become a prim and proper monsieur by insisting the Chocolate Nipple Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like Easter has come early as you indulge in the wonderfully sticky and sexy Chocolate Nipple Spread! Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Nipple Spread will satisfy man’s most basic need for chocolate and her need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Nipple Spread isn’t body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action! We’re sure you won’t be as silly to leave your Chocolate Nipple Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious appearance may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up! So for a full-on flavourful experience in erectable delectable eating, purchase the Chocolate Nipple Spread today and get nibbling on naughty nipples! What’s in the Chocolate Nipple Spread Packet? 40 g x Chocolate Nipple Spread 1 x Chocolate Nipple Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our wicked Chocolate Willy Spread by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Nipple Spread

Price : £ 4.99

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