Fat Charlie Nancy is not actually fat. He was fat once but he is definitely not fat now. No right now Fat Charlie Nancy is angry confused and more than a little scared – right now his life is spinning out of control and it is all his dad’s fault. If his rotter of an estranged father hadn’t dropped dead at a karaoke night Charlie would still be blissfully unaware that his dad was Anansi the spider god. He would have no idea that he has a brother called Spider who is also a god. And there would be no chance that said brother would be trying to take over his life flat and fiancee or to make matters worse be doing a much better job of it than him. Desperate to reclaim his life Charlie enlists the help of four more-than-slightly eccentric old ladies and their unique brand of voodoo – and between them they unleash a bitter and twisted force to get rid of Spider. But as darkness descends and badness begins is Fat Charlie Nancy going to get his life back in one piece or is he about to enter a whole netherworld of pain?

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For years Nadezhda and Vera two Ukrainian sisters raised in England by their refugee parents have had as little as possible to do with each other – and they have their reasons. But now they find they’d better learn how to get along because since their mother’s death their aging father has been sliding into his second childhood and an alarming new woman has just entered his life. Valentina a bosomy young synthetic blonde from the Ukraine seems to think their father is much richer than he is and she is keen that he leave this world with as little money to his name as possible. If Nadazhda and Vera don’t stop her no one will. But separating their addled and annoyingly lecherous dad from his new love will prove to be no easy feat – Valentina is a ruthless pro and the two sisters swiftly realize that they are mere amateurs when it comes to ruthlessness. As Hurricane Valentina turns the family house upside down old secrets come falling out including the most deeply buried one of them all from the War the one that explains much about why Nadazhda and Vera are so different.In the meantime oblivious to it all their father carries on with the great work of his dotage a grand history of the tractor.

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For years Nadezhda and Vera two Ukrainian sisters raised in England by their refugee parents have had as little as possible to do with each other – and they have their reasons. But now they find they’d better learn how to get along because since their mother’s death their aging father has been sliding into his second childhood and an alarming new woman has just entered his life. Valentina a bosomy young synthetic blonde from the Ukraine seems to think their father is much richer than he is and she is keen that he leave this world with as little money to his name as possible. If Nadazhda and Vera don’t stop her no one will. But separating their addled and annoyingly lecherous dad from his new love will prove to be no easy feat – Valentina is a ruthless pro and the two sisters swiftly realize that they are mere amateurs when it comes to ruthlessness. As Hurricane Valentina turns the family house upside down old secrets come falling out including the most deeply buried one of them all from the War the one that explains much about why Nadazhda and Vera are so different.In the meantime oblivious to it all their father carries on with the great work of his dotage a grand history of the tractor.

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Father of the Groom Wedding Cufflinks are 1.7cm square, white squares with a silver setting and the same text style as the pictured Groom cufflinks. The cufflinks do not come with a case, so that you can choose the most suitable case for your requirements, ie whether you want to engrave the case with a special message and the date of the wedding. This has the added bonus that it will remind them of your anniversary. To see them both please go to the wedding favours page. The two cases available are: Top Hat Cufflink Case £2 Deluxe Chrome Cufflink and Tiepin Case £4.

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Father of the Bride Wedding Cufflinks are white squares with a silver setting and the same text style as the 1.7cm square Groom cufflinks pictured. The cufflinks do not come with a case, so that you can choose the most suitable case for your requirements, ie whether you want to engrave the case with a special message and the date of the wedding. This has the added bonus that it will remind them of your anniversary. To see them both please go to the wedding favours page. The two cases available are: Top Hat Cufflink Case £2 Deluxe Chrome Cufflink and Tiepin Case £4.

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The seventh Discworld novel! ; ; “Look after the dead” said the priests “and the dead will look after you”. ; ; Wise words in all probability but a tall order when you have just become the pharaoh of a small and penniless country whose largesse and indeed treasury is unlikely to stretch to the building of a monumental pyramid to honour your dead father. And particularly when your only visible means of support is a recently acquired qualification from the Guild of Assassins where running a kingdom and basic financial acumen were not prerequisites for course entry…

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Ball Scratcher The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls! One of our most popular best sellers, this chrome plated, beautifully presented executive gift will be a popular Father’s Day, Christmas or Birthday gift for the discerning gentleman. It’s a fact of nature that men need to ‘adjust’ themselves from time to time. The Ball Scratcher does just that! The ultimate tool for the modern man, leave it on your desk to impress all your make workmates. The Ball Scratcher is an ideal novelty gift for any man who likes a good rumage, plus the Ball Scratcher is guaranteed to give the recipient a good laugh! Ball Scratcher for Executive Gentlemen The Gentlemen’s Ballscratcher is chrome plated and comes in a swish presentation box! One size scratches all! It measures approx 12.5 cm x 3 cm x 1 cm Great novelty gifts for ages 16 to 160! Hand and pens are soooo lower class, grab yourself one of our posh ball scratchers instead! The executive ball scratcher is part of our gifts for him range. What’s in the Ball Scratcher for Executive Gentlemen box? 1 x Ball Scratcher for Executive Gentlemen Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Ball Scratcher for Executive Gentlemen

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A BBC Radio 4 full-cast dramatisation starring Peter Sallis as the great Belgian detective. ; ; Tyrannical millionaire Simeon Lee has been estranged from most of his family for years. But now on Christmas Eve the old man calls them all together once more. Unable to disobey the children gather uneasily and wonder what their father’s intentions are. Does he want to clear up past misunderstandings or cause fresh mischief? ; Before they can find out a deafening crash is heard overhead. Rushing upstairs they discover a shocking sight: Simeon Lee is lying in a pool of blood his throat cut. But it is the strangest thing – the door has been locked from the inside and there is no trace of the murderer. ; ; With so many possible suspects it is lucky for Superintendent Sugden that the Chief Constable has his old friend Hercule Poirot staying with him. It seems to be an impossible case. But as Poirot knows only too well things aren’t always as they seem.

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