Arse Face Towel The Arse Face Towel is the A-F of hygiene! Imagine the horror of picking up a suspiciously brown and wet towel off the bath (from wherever you keep your fluffies) and having to immerse your face courageously into its crusty core. If this makes your stomach churn (and shame on you if it doesn’t!) then purchase the Arse Face Towel! With a specific side for each of your ‘bits’ you can be clear about stamping out the fear of Arse-Face phobia forever! About the Arse Face Towel The Arse Face Towel is a practical and pretty outrageous towel that will entertain whilst keeping you sane about the separate hygiene of your arse and face! The Arse Face Towel is a BIG and BOLD design with ‘Arse’ and ‘Face’ clearly printed where they’re meant to be used! The Arse Face Towel is made from 100% cotton The Arse Face Towel is aptly coloured brown and white The Arse Face Towel measures approximately 1 x meter in length x 57 cm in width The Arse Face Towel is suitable for all! Let’s keep it clean folks There is also an Arse Face Soap available to accompany your fluffy friend! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Bathrooms are bacteria’s best friend. Whether they’re bathing in your bath-tub, trawling about in your toilet or sliding around the slippery floor, the only way you’re going to stamp them out is with the dreaded H word! HYGIENE. There, we said it, panic over! Now none of us like to talk the nitty-gritty, but we’re all adults here so let’s handle it maturely – with the Arse Face Towel? Hardly! This ingenious and incredibly funny, tongue-in-cheek tidy towel makes the ideal gift for him will mop the water and warn off any bathroom-intruders that don’t know their arse from their face! The Arse Face Towel gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘talking out your arse’ and will give guests a giggle if they’ve got a bit of a niggle about neat and cleanliness! The Arse Face Towel is coloured white and brown – to make it all the more obvious where it’s not meant to wash down! So make for a flawlessly fresh face and a squeaky-clean bum, whilst having a blast the best kind of fun! Arse-k for one today at Find-Me-A-Gift! There is also an Arse Face Soap available to accompany your fluffy friend! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Arse Face Towel

Price : £ 12.99

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Arse Face Soap The Arse Face Soap is the A-F of hygiene! When you buy the Arse Face Soap, you’ll never need to worry about scary bacteria ruining your complexion again! The peace of mind of knowing where the Arse Face has and hasn’t been is priceless! Because no one likes a bum deal! If this makes your stomach churn (and shame on you if it doesn’t!) then purchase the Arse Face Soap! With a specific side for each of your ‘bits’ you can be clear about stamping out the fear of Arse-Face phobia forever! About the Arse Face Soap The Arse Face Soap is a practical and pretty outrageous bar of soap that will entertain whilst keeping you sane about the separate hygiene of your arse and face! The Arse Face Soap is a BIG and BOLD design with ‘Arse’ and ‘Face’ clearly printed where they’re meant to be used! The Arse Face Soap can be used on face and body (obviously due to its ARSE/FACE nature!) The Arse Face Soap is aptly coloured brown and white The Arse Face Soap is suitable for all! Let’s keep it clean folks There is also an Arse Face Towel available to accompany this wicked soap! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Bathrooms are bacteria’s best friend. Whether they’re bathing in your bath-tub, trawling about in your toilet or sliding around the slippery floor, the only way you’re going to stamp them out is with the dreaded H word! HYGIENE. There, we said it, panic over! Now none of us like to talk the nitty-gritty, but we’re all adults here so let’s handle it maturely – with the Arse Face Soap? Hardly! This ingenious and incredibly funny, tongue-in-cheek bar of soap will give you a laugh every time you scrub! The Arse Face Soap gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘talking out your arse’ and will give guests a giggle if they’ve got a bit of a niggle about neat and cleanliness! The Arse Face Soap is coloured white and brown – to make it all the more obvious where it’s not meant to wash down! So make for a flawlessly fresh face and a squeaky-clean bum, whilst having a blast the best kind of fun! Arse-k for one today at Find-Me-A-Gift! There is also an Arse Face Towel available to accompany this wicked bar of soap! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Arse Face Soap

Price : £ 2.99

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