Flying Chicken

Posted by Notcot on Jul 10, 2012 in Gadgets

Slingshot Flying Chicken The Slingshot Flying Chicken is the speediest, craziest, coolest chick on the block! The humble, good-hearted chicken is probably the most unsuspecting animal we can think of to fly up to 50ft but the Slingshot Flying Chicken really has astounded us all! The Slingshot Flying Chicken’s simple sling-shot mechanism means you can thrust the cock into the air (I say) without a care! Great for feminists! The Slingshot Flying Chickens are up, up and away from KFC’s across the land! About The Slingshot Flying Chicken The Slingshot Flying Chicken is an incredibly cute and speedy slingshot chicken which can fly up to 50ft! The Slingshot Flying Chicken flies by you putting your finger in the finger-pocket under the chin and then pulling back on the feet and releasing! The Slingshot Flying Chicken measures 29 x 16 x 5 cm (approximately) The Slingshot Flying Chicken is made from a material which may cause irritation to sensitive skin The Slingshot Flying Chicken flies at high speeds – please act sensibly and aim it away from people, pets and breakables The Slingshot Flying Chicken is suitable for ages 7+ years, though adult supervision is recommended at all times The Slingshot Flying Chicken is also available in two other animals! Click onto related links to view the Slingshot Flying Monkey and Slingshot Flying Pig – miss it, miss out! No wonder the Slingshot Flying Chicken holds such an electrifying, stunned glance! If you’d been flung about at speedy 50ft distances, you’d probably look a bit dishevelled too! The Slingshot Flying Chicken is a quirky animal-adaptation on the free-flying Frisbee! Why not take him to the park and cluck up a storm of laughter and fun as he travels at worrying heights and speeds! WARNING: The Slingshot Flying Chicken has a mind of its own and doesn’t care where, what or who he lands on! So be sure to keep a beady eye on him! His gorgeously soft fabric and ropey old neck make him one to love and cherish forever! So buy one today and sling(shot) your old toys away! What’s in the Slingshot Flying Chicken Box? 1 x Slingshot Flying Chicken The Slingshot Flying Chicken is also available in two other animals! Click onto related links to view the Slingshot Flying Monkey and Slingshot Flying Pig – miss it, miss out! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Slingshot Flying Chicken

Price : £ 5.90

Arse Face Towel

Posted by Notcot on May 13, 2012 in Gadgets

Arse Face Towel The Arse Face Towel is the A-F of hygiene! Imagine the horror of picking up a suspiciously brown and wet towel off the bath (from wherever you keep your fluffies) and having to immerse your face courageously into its crusty core. If this makes your stomach churn (and shame on you if it doesn’t!) then purchase the Arse Face Towel! With a specific side for each of your ‘bits’ you can be clear about stamping out the fear of Arse-Face phobia forever! About the Arse Face Towel The Arse Face Towel is a practical and pretty outrageous towel that will entertain whilst keeping you sane about the separate hygiene of your arse and face! The Arse Face Towel is a BIG and BOLD design with ‘Arse’ and ‘Face’ clearly printed where they’re meant to be used! The Arse Face Towel is made from 100% cotton The Arse Face Towel is aptly coloured brown and white The Arse Face Towel measures approximately 1 x meter in length x 57 cm in width The Arse Face Towel is suitable for all! Let’s keep it clean folks There is also an Arse Face Soap available to accompany your fluffy friend! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Bathrooms are bacteria’s best friend. Whether they’re bathing in your bath-tub, trawling about in your toilet or sliding around the slippery floor, the only way you’re going to stamp them out is with the dreaded H word! HYGIENE. There, we said it, panic over! Now none of us like to talk the nitty-gritty, but we’re all adults here so let’s handle it maturely – with the Arse Face Towel? Hardly! This ingenious and incredibly funny, tongue-in-cheek tidy towel makes the ideal gift for him will mop the water and warn off any bathroom-intruders that don’t know their arse from their face! The Arse Face Towel gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘talking out your arse’ and will give guests a giggle if they’ve got a bit of a niggle about neat and cleanliness! The Arse Face Towel is coloured white and brown – to make it all the more obvious where it’s not meant to wash down! So make for a flawlessly fresh face and a squeaky-clean bum, whilst having a blast the best kind of fun! Arse-k for one today at Find-Me-A-Gift! There is also an Arse Face Soap available to accompany your fluffy friend! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Arse Face Towel

Price : £ 12.99

Arse Face Soap

Posted by Notcot on May 12, 2012 in Gadgets

Arse Face Soap The Arse Face Soap is the A-F of hygiene! When you buy the Arse Face Soap, you’ll never need to worry about scary bacteria ruining your complexion again! The peace of mind of knowing where the Arse Face has and hasn’t been is priceless! Because no one likes a bum deal! If this makes your stomach churn (and shame on you if it doesn’t!) then purchase the Arse Face Soap! With a specific side for each of your ‘bits’ you can be clear about stamping out the fear of Arse-Face phobia forever! About the Arse Face Soap The Arse Face Soap is a practical and pretty outrageous bar of soap that will entertain whilst keeping you sane about the separate hygiene of your arse and face! The Arse Face Soap is a BIG and BOLD design with ‘Arse’ and ‘Face’ clearly printed where they’re meant to be used! The Arse Face Soap can be used on face and body (obviously due to its ARSE/FACE nature!) The Arse Face Soap is aptly coloured brown and white The Arse Face Soap is suitable for all! Let’s keep it clean folks There is also an Arse Face Towel available to accompany this wicked soap! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Bathrooms are bacteria’s best friend. Whether they’re bathing in your bath-tub, trawling about in your toilet or sliding around the slippery floor, the only way you’re going to stamp them out is with the dreaded H word! HYGIENE. There, we said it, panic over! Now none of us like to talk the nitty-gritty, but we’re all adults here so let’s handle it maturely – with the Arse Face Soap? Hardly! This ingenious and incredibly funny, tongue-in-cheek bar of soap will give you a laugh every time you scrub! The Arse Face Soap gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘talking out your arse’ and will give guests a giggle if they’ve got a bit of a niggle about neat and cleanliness! The Arse Face Soap is coloured white and brown – to make it all the more obvious where it’s not meant to wash down! So make for a flawlessly fresh face and a squeaky-clean bum, whilst having a blast the best kind of fun! Arse-k for one today at Find-Me-A-Gift! There is also an Arse Face Towel available to accompany this wicked bar of soap! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Arse Face Soap

Price : £ 2.99

Angel of Brass

Posted by Notcot on May 8, 2012 in Steampunk

Dr. Malachi made â€œsiblingsâ€ Jin and Delilah of clockwork and spare partsâ€”human and otherwise. They have one purpose: to assassinate Queen Rowena so Dr. Malachi can profit from the war that will surely follow. When Jin discovers Dr. Malachiâ€™s plans, he runs away, but to his despair he must leave Delilah behind.

Life in the outside world is terrifying. Jin has never been away from his creatorâ€™s estate and can barely pass for human. And now Dr. Malachiâ€™s other creationsâ€”mechanical men and zombiesâ€”have picked up his trail. On the run, Jin crashes through young mechanic Molly Feldmanâ€™s roof; she sees the humanity beneath the metal and decides to hide him, but soon Malachiâ€™s creatures are after her, too.

If Jin doesnâ€™t rescue his â€œsisterâ€ Delilah, sheâ€™ll be forced to assassinate the Queen or die in the attempt. He needs Mollyâ€™s help, but if she finds out he was built for the same purpose, it may be the end for Delilah and Jin both.

Angel of Brass

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Cemetery Junction [DVD] [2010]

Posted by Notcot on Mar 16, 2011 in Cult Film

It might be lower key and less overtly comedic than you may be expecting from Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, but there are plenty of reasons nonetheless to commend their nostalgic 70s drama Cemetery Junction. Leaving behind the style of comedy the pair fine-tuned to perfection with The Office, Cemetery Junction instead concerns itself with telling the story of three young men.

These men all live in their home town of Cemetery Junction, each working for an insurance company. Joining them there is their boss, played by Ralph Fiennes, with the cast also fleshed out by the likes of Emily Watson, Gervais himself and the terrific Matthew Goode.

But itâ€™s Christian Cooke who catches the eye in what turns out to be the lead role of Freddie. Itâ€™s Freddieâ€™s evolving professional and personal life that forms the core of the narrative, and laced with some fine comedic moments, he anchors the film well. It helps that Gervais and Merchant are so focused on how to put across the story, with the dingy style of 70s Britain captured terrifically well.

Itâ€™s quite a low key project, perhaps, and it doesnâ€™t tread too much in the way of new ground. But Cemetery Junction is nonetheless fine work, and a quality British movie. Itâ€™s well worth seeking out. –Jon Foster

Stills from Cemetery Junction (click for larger image)