Posted by Notcot on Jul 22, 2012 in
Gadgets
Garden Kneeling Mat – Dad The Weed Slayer Garden Kneeling Mat – Dad The Weed Slayer Gardening Pad When your Dad is using all the typical excuses to get out of his weekly gardening chores, eliminate one of them straight away with this handy “Gardener’s Kneeling Pad”! He will feel invigorated whilst proudly kneeling in the garden on his “DAD THE WEED SLAYER” kneeler. About The Garden Kneeling Mat – Dad The Weed Slayer The soft pad will cushion his precious knobbly knee’s making him a happy chappy this Father’s Day! The Dad The Weed Slayer Garden Kneeling Pad is 40cm long and 20cm wide. Garden Kneeling Mat – Dad The Weed Slayer
Price : £ 4.99
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Posted by Notcot on Jul 9, 2012 in
Cult Film
Fat Charlie Nancy is not actually fat. He was fat once but he is definitely not fat now. No right now Fat Charlie Nancy is angry confused and more than a little scared – right now his life is spinning out of control and it is all his dad’s fault. If his rotter of an estranged father hadn’t dropped dead at a karaoke night Charlie would still be blissfully unaware that his dad was Anansi the spider god. He would have no idea that he has a brother called Spider who is also a god. And there would be no chance that said brother would be trying to take over his life flat and fiancee or to make matters worse be doing a much better job of it than him. Desperate to reclaim his life Charlie enlists the help of four more-than-slightly eccentric old ladies and their unique brand of voodoo – and between them they unleash a bitter and twisted force to get rid of Spider. But as darkness descends and badness begins is Fat Charlie Nancy going to get his life back in one piece or is he about to enter a whole netherworld of pain?
Price : £ 6.92
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Tags: 163, anansi boys, badness, brother, Chance, control, dad, Darkness, FAT, father, Fiancee, God, help, idea, job, karaoke night, life, Nancy, netherworld, old ladies, pain, piece, rotter, Spider, Voodoo
Posted by Notcot on Jul 8, 2012 in
Cult Film
Fat Charlie Nancy is not actually fat. He was fat once but he is definitely not fat now. No right now Fat Charlie Nancy is angry confused and more than a little scared – right now his life is spinning out of control and it is all his dad’s fault. If his rotter of an estranged father hadn’t dropped dead at a karaoke night Charlie would still be blissfully unaware that his dad was Anansi the spider god. He would have no idea that he has a brother called Spider who is also a god. And there would be no chance that said brother would be trying to take over his life flat and fiancee or to make matters worse be doing a much better job of it than him. Desperate to reclaim his life Charlie enlists the help of four more-than-slightly eccentric old ladies and their unique brand of voodoo – and between them they unleash a bitter and twisted force to get rid of Spider. But as darkness descends and badness begins is Fat Charlie Nancy going to get his life back in one piece or is he about to enter a whole netherworld of pain?
Price : £ 6.92
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Tags: 163, Anansi, anansi boys, badness, Boys, brother, Chance, control, dad, Darkness, FAT, father, Fiancee, God, help, idea, job, karaoke night, life, Nancy, netherworld, old ladies, pain, piece, rotter, Spider, Voodoo
Posted by Notcot on Jun 30, 2012 in
Cult Film
For years Nadezhda and Vera two Ukrainian sisters raised in England by their refugee parents have had as little as possible to do with each other – and they have their reasons. But now they find they’d better learn how to get along because since their mother’s death their aging father has been sliding into his second childhood and an alarming new woman has just entered his life. Valentina a bosomy young synthetic blonde from the Ukraine seems to think their father is much richer than he is and she is keen that he leave this world with as little money to his name as possible. If Nadazhda and Vera don’t stop her no one will. But separating their addled and annoyingly lecherous dad from his new love will prove to be no easy feat – Valentina is a ruthless pro and the two sisters swiftly realize that they are mere amateurs when it comes to ruthlessness. As Hurricane Valentina turns the family house upside down old secrets come falling out including the most deeply buried one of them all from the War the one that explains much about why Nadazhda and Vera are so different.In the meantime oblivious to it all their father carries on with the great work of his dotage a grand history of the tractor.
Price : £ 5.59
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Tags: 163, addled, amateurs, bosomy, dad, dotage, family, father, grand history, history, House, Hurricane, life, love, meantime, money, nadezhda, name, new woman, refugee parents, ruthlessness, second childhood, Tractors, two sisters, Ukrainian, War, woman
Posted by Notcot on Jun 24, 2012 in
Gadgets
In the unlikely event that you are already as festooned with tattoos as a drunken biker from the ‘We’re as hard as nails’ Chapter then move along there’s nothing for you here. If however you fancy driving your mum or dad into a fit of rage or you’re going to a fancy dress party and really can’t be bothered to make an effort then Tattoo Sleeves are for you. Transform yourself in an instant into someone well ‘ard with little foresight but a high pain threshold. This is no cute butterfly on the bum effort but a full-on full-arm colour-fest. They are of course utterly gross but that’s the point and they won’t scupper your chances at your next job interview.
Price : £ 5.99
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Tags: 163, ard, biker, bum, BUTTERFLY, Chapter, course, dad, driving, event, fancy dress party, fit, foresight, Gift, hard as nails, Instant, job interview, pain, pain threshold, rage, scupper, someone, tattoo sleeves, Tattoos, Transform
Posted by Notcot on Jun 20, 2012 in
Gadgets
Delivery directly by Team McLaren Ltd., England. Lewis? explosive arrival on the Formula 1 scene has made front-page headlines. In the autobiography ?My Story?, for the first time Lewis opens up about his stunning debut season, including the gripping climax to the 2007 Championship, as well as his dad Anthony, his home life and his early years. The only book with the real story, as told by Lewis.Paperback. 320 pages. Language: English.
Price : £ 7.95
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Posted by Notcot on Jun 20, 2012 in
Gadgets
Dad’s are great, I’m sure we all remember the arguments we used to have in the playground when we were younger; “My Dad’s bigger than your Dad!” “My Dad could beat-up your Dad!” and the like. These Personalised Best Dad Calendars are a great way to show your Dad just how much you think of him, to thank him for all those times he fixed your bike, helped you make something, or was just Dad.
Price : £ 19.95
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Tags: 163, are, Bike, Calendar, Calendars, dad, Personalised, playground, price, something, wall calendar, way
Posted by Notcot on Jun 20, 2012 in
Gadgets
Dad’s are great, I’m sure we all remember the arguments we used to have in the playground when we were younger; “My Dad’s bigger than your Dad!” “My Dad could beat-up your Dad!” and the like. These Personalised Best Dad Calendars are a great way to show your Dad just how much you think of him, to thank him for all those times he fixed your bike, helped you make something, or was just Dad.
Price : £ 14.95
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Tags: 163, are, Bike, Calendar, Calendars, dad, Desk, desk calendar, Personalised, playground, price, something, way
Posted by Notcot on Dec 26, 2010 in
Cult Film
A collection of insights and anecdotes, diary entries, poems, ‘true’ facts and cartoons on travel. It includes the author’s reflections on life back in England, from Salford joy riders to what his girlfriend’s mum and dad have for dinner on a Thursday.
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- Mint Condition
- Dispatch same day for order received before 12 noon
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