Slingshot Flying Chicken The Slingshot Flying Chicken is the speediest, craziest, coolest chick on the block! The humble, good-hearted chicken is probably the most unsuspecting animal we can think of to fly up to 50ft but the Slingshot Flying Chicken really has astounded us all! The Slingshot Flying Chicken’s simple sling-shot mechanism means you can thrust the cock into the air (I say) without a care! Great for feminists! The Slingshot Flying Chickens are up, up and away from KFC’s across the land! About The Slingshot Flying Chicken The Slingshot Flying Chicken is an incredibly cute and speedy slingshot chicken which can fly up to 50ft! The Slingshot Flying Chicken flies by you putting your finger in the finger-pocket under the chin and then pulling back on the feet and releasing! The Slingshot Flying Chicken measures 29 x 16 x 5 cm (approximately) The Slingshot Flying Chicken is made from a material which may cause irritation to sensitive skin The Slingshot Flying Chicken flies at high speeds – please act sensibly and aim it away from people, pets and breakables The Slingshot Flying Chicken is suitable for ages 7+ years, though adult supervision is recommended at all times The Slingshot Flying Chicken is also available in two other animals! Click onto related links to view the Slingshot Flying Monkey and Slingshot Flying Pig – miss it, miss out! No wonder the Slingshot Flying Chicken holds such an electrifying, stunned glance! If you’d been flung about at speedy 50ft distances, you’d probably look a bit dishevelled too! The Slingshot Flying Chicken is a quirky animal-adaptation on the free-flying Frisbee! Why not take him to the park and cluck up a storm of laughter and fun as he travels at worrying heights and speeds! WARNING: The Slingshot Flying Chicken has a mind of its own and doesn’t care where, what or who he lands on! So be sure to keep a beady eye on him! His gorgeously soft fabric and ropey old neck make him one to love and cherish forever! So buy one today and sling(shot) your old toys away! What’s in the Slingshot Flying Chicken Box? 1 x Slingshot Flying Chicken The Slingshot Flying Chicken is also available in two other animals! Click onto related links to view the Slingshot Flying Monkey and Slingshot Flying Pig – miss it, miss out! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Slingshot Flying Chicken

Price : £ 5.90

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Beer Goggles The Beer Goggles are the hilarious accessory that enables you to get your Beer Goggles on without even touching a drop of drink! Whether you’re absolutely hammered or sensibly sober, the Beer Goggles will go down a treat and are guaranteed to get your friends and family in fits of jolly laughter! The next time your mate makes some unfunny joke about you pulling the ugliest woman at the bar, why not don your Beer Goggles and show you couldn’t care less – hey, at least you’re going home with someone! Ideal for hen and stag do’s, the Beer Goggles work best when worn in packs – a tribe of Beer Goggled party-goers is surely the silliest, craziest and comical sight that the town’s tiles have ever seen! About The Beer Goggles The Beer Goggles are a hilarious novelty pair of plastic Beer Goggles glasses that feature an individual pint glass image to go over each eye! The Beer Goggles are yellow, white and transparent and feature the word ‘BEER’ on the centre strip when the glasses sit on your nose! The Beer Goggles double up as sunglasses and feature 100% UV protection! (UV 400) The Beer Goggles measure approximately 17.5 cm x 8 cm The Beer Goggles are suitable for parties, nights out, nights in – whenever! The obviously cool thing about the Beer Goggles is that they show you’re a real down-to-earth dude, capable of handling all those ugly-bird jokes and still have a great night out! But what the Beer Goggles disguise is their best feature – the fact that they’re actually sunglasses too! So whether you wear them under the heady bright lights of the club or while you’re lapping up the sun on your Ibiza holiday, you can guarantee your eyes will be shielded whilst still looking like a top lad! What’s more, the Beer Goggles are so bloody cool and unique that no foreign birds will know what they are, making you the star attraction at Club Tropicana! You’ll only need to wear the hilarious Beer Goggles once to go down an absolute legend with anyone that comes within drinking distance of you – across the land you’ll be known as ‘that wicked-hot lad who looked dashingly like Enrique Iglesias with the Beer Goggles’ (or at least, ‘that lad with the Beer Goggles’)! Whether you’re saying bottoms up, cheers, drinking to your health or drinking away your wealth, we can honestly say you’ll never have a night quite like it if you proudly display the Beer Goggles bashfully over your peepers! Get ready for your close-up ‘cause looking this good will mean everyone at the club will have their eyes on YOU! (Question is, have they got their Beer Goggles on too?!) What’s in the Beer Goggles packet? 1 x Pair of Beer Goggles Glasses Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Beer Goggles

Price : £ 2.99

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