You’ve spent a hard day on the road driving as fast as you can from the life you used to lead. It’s all gone wrong and you don’t know where to turn but you can feel your eyes closing as you slowly drift in and out of consciousness and you know that if you don’t sleep soon you’ll just be another statistic in tomorrow morning’s newspapers. You pull over at the first motel you see paying little attention to the empty car park or the ominous house on the hill casting its menacing black shadow. What you need is a nice relaxing shower – don’t worry about the hole bored into the wall the manager just likes to keep a close eye on things – but what’s this? There’s blood all over the floor – the shower curtain is bundled up on the tiles soaking in a puddle of what can only be. . . . Mother? MOTHER! And then you wake up. It’s ok you’re at home but maybe you shouldn’t have stayed up all night watching Hitchcock – you’d better take a shower and get ready for work. All you need to do now is figure out why there are bloody handprints all over the shower curtain? It was just a dream wasn’t it? Mwahahahahahahaha.

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Animal Key Ring Torches Hold Your Horses! And make way for the charming Animal Key Ring Torches! You can have fun selecting either our marvellous mammals the pig, cow or monkey key rings or go with the flow (of the water that is!) with our dashing duck!. For all those times they’ve been left out in the field or lake, they’ve grown an added torch! So they’re practical as well as cute and entertaining! If you have never seen a blue torch beam coming out of the norstrils of a miniature pig then this is a great reason to get one of this fantastic animal key ring torches. About The Animal Key Ring Torches! The Animal Key Ring Torches are three separate delightful little Key Ring charms with the appropriate animal sound effect and a dazzlingly bright torch Choose from a monkey, cow, pig or duck key ring! The dimensions of each Animal Key Ring Torches are 4.5 x 3 x 1cm (approximately) The suitable age range for the Animal Key Ring Torches is open to anyone who fancies farming up their accessories! Batteries required for the Animal Key Ring Torches are 3 x L1131H batteries. (included) Old McDonald had a farm E.I.E.I.O And on that farm he had three exceptionally talented animals, with the ability to shed light! The quirky little smiling Animal Key Ring Torches produce a loud sound-effect and source light at the touch of a button! Farm up your handbag or hang from your wallet! The Animal Key Ring Torches conveniently clip onto anything and everything! Bringing much needed humour to dull situations! So convenient! Imagine your keys are (somewhere) in your bag on a dark night – you’d have been scrambling around for ages before you found them! With the Animal Key Ring Torches you can solve that at the click of a button! So practical! Get recognised and sound the Animal Key Ring Torches to make sure your friends know where you are at that gig or in that gigantic car park! So cute! Cartoon-like and oh-so-jolly, the Animal Key Ring Torches will cheer even the grumpiest of faces! We bet these little ones are missing their families already, so take one home today and A-moo-se yourself straight away! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Animal Key Ring Torches

Price : £ 2.49

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