Gizmos, Gadgets, Noir and Steampunk
We’ve all heard the saying “too much knowledge can be dangerous”, and poor Mark learned his lesson the hard way when he was tragically squished flat by an enormous pile of encyclopeadia’s. On the bright side Book Mark’s sorry squashed form can now be put to good everyday use marking the progress you have made in your latest tome.
Price : £ 7.95
We’ve all heard the saying “too much knowledge can be dangerous”, and poor Mark learned his lesson the hard way when he was tragically squished flat by an enormous pile of encyclopeadia’s. On the bright side Book Mark’s sorry squashed form can now be put to good everyday use marking the progress you have made in your latest tome.
Price : £ 7.95
Product Description
You’re a natural born killer and there’s no escaping that awful biological truth. Your ancestors spent most of their time hunting mammoths and sabre-tooth tigers before dragging them back to a grateful Raquel Welch at the back of her cave. Now you can live-out myriad caveman fantasies by bringing death and destruction to poor Mark on a daily basis. And he, in return, will save you losing your place in your cherished novel. And that sounds tikkety-boo to us. You see Mark has met a sticky end, a squishy end to be more precise. His floppy body is trapped within the pages of your book, scrabbling to get out, all the while happily keeping your place. You know, keeping the page at that point in the story where the man gets crushed by a giant encyclopedia. Forget pressed flowers and old receipts, Mark is the future. And as he is dead, he may as well be put to good use. It would be almost rude not to.
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