Cogito ergo… meeeooow Dr Ivor Kitten has compiled 9 quick and easy tests that make up the How Cunning Is Your Cat? test. It’s the sure fire way of finding out if your moggy is a creature of comfort or a homicidal maniac. Hopefully it’ll be the former and your cat will vent its inherent frustration at the stupidity of humans on the Catnip mouse included in the box. Or maybe you’ll wake up one morning tied to its scratching post while it steals your credit cards and takes over your identity pausing only to force feed you Kitty Numbkins Tuna Treats. Whilst there’s no point worrying about what might happen it’s wise to take the precaution of putting Tiddles to the test just so you can prepare yourself. Features: A series of 9 tests to determine just how cunning your cat really is Tests include: testing your moggy’s curiosity body image and intelligence A free catnip mouse has been included to give Tibbs a bit of encouragement Suitable for cats Size: 23.5 x 15 x 4cm

Price : £ 7.99

Read more…

A 100 year diary for you to record the events of a lifetime. To help you remember the special moments you never want to forget – the people you’ve loved; the friends you’ve made; the places you’ve visited; the places that have become home. Record your achievements … make a note of favourite films/books/music/people… write down your ambitions … make a Things To Do Before I Die list. Includes a map of the world, and one of your body, to be filled in as you choose. Every year you can write about what’s important in your life and add photos and memorabilia. If you’re too young to fill it in right now, someone else can start a record for you; things like your first steps, first words, first day at school … This is the story of your life. Treasure it always.

Price : £ 21.99

Read more…

The Badger is back! At Toad Hall, lair of multibillionaire. Baron Aristotle Krapaud, a cabal of industrialists and fat cats plot the violent overthrow of the French state by the intervention of horribly beweaponed automaton soldiers. Meanwhile, the brutal murder of a famous Parisian artist, mysteriously stabbed to death in his locked and guarded studio, is subject to the investigations of the tenacious Detective Inspector LeBrock of Scotland Yard, placing him and his faithful adjunct, Detective Sergeant Roderick Ratzi, in pursuit of the mysterious masked assassin stalking the cut-throat commercial world of the Grandville art scene. Bete Noire signals the welcome return to anthropomorphic steampunk detective fiction of master storyteller and graphic novel pioneer “Bryan Talbot” with the third stand-alone volume of the Eisner and Hugo Award nominated “Grandville” series.As the body count mounts and events spiral exponentially out of control, aided by his brilliant deductive abilities and innate ferocity, LeBrock battles against outrageous odds in this funny, high octane thriller, an adventure shot through with both high art and comic book references, a glorious illegitimate offspring of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Ian Fleming – with animals! Follow the Badger!

Price : £ 11.69

Read more…

Heart Pasta The Heart Shaped Pasta will create a dreamy dish that’ll fill you with desire! Take a tip from the Italians and serve up a sexy meal that’ll have you and your lover drooling at the mouth! (Attractive!) As if crafted by cupid’s floury little hands himself, the delightfully soft and scrummy Heart Pasta will suit even the fussiest of palettes! Whether you decide to serve in a standard bowl or line up your little Heart Shaped Pasta pieces and lap them up off your lover’s body, you’ll soon realise the magic romanticism and lust hidden within these cheeky carbohydrates! Fill your lover’s tummy whilst fulfilling their wildest desires for something spicy! Say pasta-la-vista baby to dull uninspired dishes! About The Heart Pasta The Heart Shaped Pasta is a 250 gram packet of heart-shaped pasta pieces. The Heart Love Pasta will get you in the mood with its tomato and spinach flavour! The Love Pasta includes little cream, green and red pasta pieces! The Heart Pasta includes heart pasta pieces which measure approximately 1.5 cm x 1.5 cm – the perfect size to pop in your mouth! The Heart Shaped Pasta takes approximately 5-7 minutes to cook It comes in a transparent packet with a lovely cupid illustration The Heart Shaped Love Pasta is suitable for valentines, anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas’s or simply when you want to arouse your lover with an appetising meal! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Unless you’re one of those creative types who can whip up a three course meal from the scraps left in the cupboards and craft a swan from a white napkin, may we suggest you purchase the Heart Shaped Love Pasta! Foolproof and fabulous, the Heart Pasta will make your sweetheart swoon, whether you’re playing it safe on second-date territory or reigniting the spark in your loving marriage! Far more enjoyable than slurping up strings of standard spaghetti, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta can be neatly scooped up with a spoon or skewered with a fork! Why not use your beautiful Heart Pasta to create a romantic food theme! Cut up little slices of bread into heart-shapes, make heart-shaped fruits and top your dessert with love-heart sweeties! Your other half will be astounded at the effort you’ve gone to and be more than willing to show their gratitude! (And we don’t mean by doing the washing up!) What’s more, the Heart Pasta enables YOU to be the sexy waiter or waitress! (No more dodgy-moustached Italians hitting on your other half!) Suiting all tastes, the tasty Heart Shaped Love Pasta is flavoured with fragrant tomato and spinach and tastes wonderfully authentic on its own or mixed in with a sauce! Shot down to Earth from cupid’s very own bow, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta won’t be found in any standard supermarkets so purchase this amorous food to get you both in the mood! Wearing your heart on your sleeve will seem like old news – now you can eat your heart in your mouth! A guaranteed impresser, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta will fill your heart with love and your tummy with hearts! Whensa your Heart Pasta Day? What’s in the Heart Pasta Packet? 250g of Heart Shaped Love Pasta (Tomato & Spinach flavoured) Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Heart Pasta

Price : £ 2.99

Read more…

Heart Pasta The Heart Shaped Pasta will create a dreamy dish that’ll fill you with desire! Take a tip from the Italians and serve up a sexy meal that’ll have you and your lover drooling at the mouth! (Attractive!) As if crafted by cupid’s floury little hands himself, the delightfully soft and scrummy Heart Pasta will suit even the fussiest of palettes! Whether you decide to serve in a standard bowl or line up your little Heart Shaped Pasta pieces and lap them up off your lover’s body, you’ll soon realise the magic romanticism and lust hidden within these cheeky carbohydrates! Fill your lover’s tummy whilst fulfilling their wildest desires for something spicy! Say pasta-la-vista baby to dull uninspired dishes! About The Heart Pasta The Heart Shaped Pasta is a 250 gram packet of heart-shaped pasta pieces. The Heart Love Pasta will get you in the mood with its tomato and spinach flavour! The Love Pasta includes little cream, green and red pasta pieces! The Heart Pasta includes heart pasta pieces which measure approximately 1.5 cm x 1.5 cm – the perfect size to pop in your mouth! The Heart Shaped Pasta takes approximately 5-7 minutes to cook It comes in a transparent packet with a lovely cupid illustration The Heart Shaped Love Pasta is suitable for valentines, anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas’s or simply when you want to arouse your lover with an appetising meal! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Unless you’re one of those creative types who can whip up a three course meal from the scraps left in the cupboards and craft a swan from a white napkin, may we suggest you purchase the Heart Shaped Love Pasta! Foolproof and fabulous, the Heart Pasta will make your sweetheart swoon, whether you’re playing it safe on second-date territory or reigniting the spark in your loving marriage! Far more enjoyable than slurping up strings of standard spaghetti, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta can be neatly scooped up with a spoon or skewered with a fork! Why not use your beautiful Heart Pasta to create a romantic food theme! Cut up little slices of bread into heart-shapes, make heart-shaped fruits and top your dessert with love-heart sweeties! Your other half will be astounded at the effort you’ve gone to and be more than willing to show their gratitude! (And we don’t mean by doing the washing up!) What’s more, the Heart Pasta enables YOU to be the sexy waiter or waitress! (No more dodgy-moustached Italians hitting on your other half!) Suiting all tastes, the tasty Heart Shaped Love Pasta is flavoured with fragrant tomato and spinach and tastes wonderfully authentic on its own or mixed in with a sauce! Shot down to Earth from cupid’s very own bow, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta won’t be found in any standard supermarkets so purchase this amorous food to get you both in the mood! Wearing your heart on your sleeve will seem like old news – now you can eat your heart in your mouth! A guaranteed impresser, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta will fill your heart with love and your tummy with hearts! Whensa your Heart Pasta Day? What’s in the Heart Pasta Packet? 250g of Heart Shaped Love Pasta (Tomato & Spinach flavoured) Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Heart Pasta

Price : £ 2.99

Read more…

Heart Pasta The Heart Shaped Pasta will create a dreamy dish that’ll fill you with desire! Take a tip from the Italians and serve up a sexy meal that’ll have you and your lover drooling at the mouth! (Attractive!) As if crafted by cupid’s floury little hands himself, the delightfully soft and scrummy Heart Pasta will suit even the fussiest of palettes! Whether you decide to serve in a standard bowl or line up your little Heart Shaped Pasta pieces and lap them up off your lover’s body, you’ll soon realise the magic romanticism and lust hidden within these cheeky carbohydrates! Fill your lover’s tummy whilst fulfilling their wildest desires for something spicy! Say pasta-la-vista baby to dull uninspired dishes! About The Heart Pasta The Heart Shaped Pasta is a 250 gram packet of heart-shaped pasta pieces. The Heart Love Pasta will get you in the mood with its tomato and spinach flavour! The Love Pasta includes little cream, green and red pasta pieces! The Heart Pasta includes heart pasta pieces which measure approximately 1.5 cm x 1.5 cm – the perfect size to pop in your mouth! The Heart Shaped Pasta takes approximately 5-7 minutes to cook It comes in a transparent packet with a lovely cupid illustration The Heart Shaped Love Pasta is suitable for valentines, anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas’s or simply when you want to arouse your lover with an appetising meal! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Unless you’re one of those creative types who can whip up a three course meal from the scraps left in the cupboards and craft a swan from a white napkin, may we suggest you purchase the Heart Shaped Love Pasta! Foolproof and fabulous, the Heart Pasta will make your sweetheart swoon, whether you’re playing it safe on second-date territory or reigniting the spark in your loving marriage! Far more enjoyable than slurping up strings of standard spaghetti, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta can be neatly scooped up with a spoon or skewered with a fork! Why not use your beautiful Heart Pasta to create a romantic food theme! Cut up little slices of bread into heart-shapes, make heart-shaped fruits and top your dessert with love-heart sweeties! Your other half will be astounded at the effort you’ve gone to and be more than willing to show their gratitude! (And we don’t mean by doing the washing up!) What’s more, the Heart Pasta enables YOU to be the sexy waiter or waitress! (No more dodgy-moustached Italians hitting on your other half!) Suiting all tastes, the tasty Heart Shaped Love Pasta is flavoured with fragrant tomato and spinach and tastes wonderfully authentic on its own or mixed in with a sauce! Shot down to Earth from cupid’s very own bow, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta won’t be found in any standard supermarkets so purchase this amorous food to get you both in the mood! Wearing your heart on your sleeve will seem like old news – now you can eat your heart in your mouth! A guaranteed impresser, the Heart Shaped Love Pasta will fill your heart with love and your tummy with hearts! Whensa your Heart Pasta Day? What’s in the Heart Pasta Packet? 250g of Heart Shaped Love Pasta (Tomato & Spinach flavoured) Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Heart Pasta

Price : £ 2.99

Read more…

Hanging Harry Light Pull The Hanging Harry Light Pull is the perfect accessory to bring some ‘light’ entertainment into your bathroom, bedroom, garage, kitchen – wherever! Poor old Harry wasn’t feeling too great about life and sadly decided to throw in the towel and hang himself with a piece of string (a ropey story). He’s certainly not ‘lightly’ to pull looking like this, so why not make use for his sullen body and droopy limbs by leaving him jangling every time you want to light up or darken down! About the Hanging Harry Light Pull The Hanging Harry Light Pull is a hilarious silicone rubber light pull that will add a dark and mysterious look to your bathroom, making you giggle every time you pull the switch on and off! The Hanging Harry Light Pull comes with string and is easily attached to your existing light fixture so you can start enjoying him straight away! The Hanging Harry Light Pull is a gorgeous aqua-blue colour The Hanging Harry Light Pull measures approximately 13.5 x 5 x 2.5 cm The Hanging Harry Light Pull is not a toy but is pretty damn funny! Having the worries of the world on his poor old shoulders, Harry simply could not carry any more woeful weight around. Harry obviously hadn’t met his Sally yet! The sad old thing took his life on a piece of string but on your light pull he’ll gladly swing! How many guest bedrooms or bathrooms have you been in that have been nice, but just not quite quirky or funny enough? Nice just won’t cut it sometimes – you need some humour in your life or you may end up with strife like stringed up Harry did! By purchasing the Hanging Harry Light Pull, you’ll be granted a guardian angel and he’ll look down from Harry heaven and know in his blue, blue soul that he’s found a good home. This one probably wouldn’t go down too well in a mental asylum, but for the sane amongst us, it’s a suicidal scream! (We are a gift company and not the Samaritans remember!) So buy one today and let Harry hang out in your house! What’s in the Hanging Harry Light Pull Box? 1 x Hanging Harry Light Pull (with string for easy attachment) Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Hanging Harry Light Pull

Price : £ 6.99

Read more…

Who does not like a little bit of extra attention and pampering well this hot rocks are the ideal valentines or gift for a special someone whatever the occasion. ; ; Bring the spa to your home with these hot rocks. So you maybe wondering what hot rocks are and what do they do? Stone therapy is the application of hot basalt and cold marble stones used in a thermo-therapeutic massage. This age old therapy dates back 5000 years and originates from India within the Mayan culture using the ancient healing tradition ‘Ayerveda’ known for its universal life source. Energy called ‘Prana’ the breath of life which is enhanced with the hot and cold stone techniques. ; ; Combined with an essential oils massage the heat from the rocks penetrates the muscles and eases tension. The cool stones sooth inflammation. When hot and cold are alternated the circulation is stimulated which assists the bodies self healing. The rocks are completely accepted by the skin and the heat and any discomforts are drawn away from the body. Stone therapy leaves you felling relaxed centred refreshed and cleansed. ; ; Those receiving a hot stone massage will notice a healing improvement for the certain symptoms including muscular aches circulation rheumatic and arthritic pain fibromyagia back pain stress anxiety tension insomnia and depression. The hot stones seem to connect with the bodies energy flow in order to rebalance the physical body emotional mind and spirit. ; ; How to use the Spa Hot Rocks Remove the stones from the soft velvet bag provided and place all the stones in a pot of water bring them to the boil and then carefully remove the rocks from the water and dry and place on a towel. Test the temperature of the stones by carefully touching each stone. When they feel warm and hot to the touch place the stones as per the instructions provided for either back shoulder feet or arm relief.

Price : £ 5.99

Read more…

Unique, lightweight and portable with wheels and shoulder strap included!

• The new 6-in-1 Steam Solution from Neostar-Electronics is a space-saving, cost-effective solution for replacing the need for separate tools and chemicals. The lightweight (1.2kg) and compact main body houses the 1.1kW steam generator, 500ml water tank and steam head. It can be mounted either on the base with wheels (e.g. when mopping the kitchen floor), or can be carried using the shoulder strap (great for use outdoors cleaning windows or for use on stairs). Simply select the right attachment for the job: Aluminium handle/pole (stored in base) for use as a floor mop, garment steamer and window cleaner. Mop head, microfibre cloths and carpet glider: chemical free, fast and easy cleaning of hard and soft floors: carpets, tiles, marble, ceramic, stone, lino, sealed hardwood etc. Upholstery brush for mattresses, curtains, sofas etc. Iron, iron holder and clothes hanger for garment steaming/ironing. Window squeegee for windows or other flat surfaces. 3 x precision nozzles (soft, medium and hard) for cleaning tiles, patios, kitchen ovens, hobs, sinks etc. It takes just seconds to change appliance attachment and it’s cleverly designed so that the wheeled-base with poles, main unit and steam head is incredibly compact (40 x 25 x 18cm / 15 ¾” x 10” x 7”). How To Use in 3 Easy Steps:Step 1: Fill tank and wait 30 seconds for steamStep 2: Select to carry the Steam Solution over your shoulder or on the wheeled base.Step 3: Choose and apply the ideal attachment for the job.

Price : £ 69.95

Read more…

For an instant the two trains ran together side by side. In that frozen moment Elspeth witnessed a murder. Helplessly she stared out of her carriage window as a man remorselessly tightened his grip around a woman’s throat. The body crumpled. Then the other train drew away. ; ; But who apart from Miss Marple would take her story seriously? After all there were no suspects no other witnesses… and no corpse. ; ; This version is a Radio 4 full-cast dramatisation starring June Whitfield as the deceptively mild Miss Marple.

Price : £ 6.93

Read more…