You’ve spent a hard day on the road driving as fast as you can from the life you used to lead. It’s all gone wrong and you don’t know where to turn but you can feel your eyes closing as you slowly drift in and out of consciousness and you know that if you don’t sleep soon you’ll just be another statistic in tomorrow morning’s newspapers. You pull over at the first motel you see paying little attention to the empty car park or the ominous house on the hill casting its menacing black shadow. What you need is a nice relaxing shower – don’t worry about the hole bored into the wall the manager just likes to keep a close eye on things – but what’s this? There’s blood all over the floor – the shower curtain is bundled up on the tiles soaking in a puddle of what can only be. . . . Mother? MOTHER! And then you wake up. It’s ok you’re at home but maybe you shouldn’t have stayed up all night watching Hitchcock – you’d better take a shower and get ready for work. All you need to do now is figure out why there are bloody handprints all over the shower curtain? It was just a dream wasn’t it? Mwahahahahahahaha.

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Every crook and every nanny of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is noted on the Marauder’s Map from the classrooms and the halls to the secret passages that have been long forgotten. Seen in the films Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince this is a detailed full-size replica of the Marauder’s Map printed on real parchment paper. ; ; A detailed full size Marauder’s Map replica printed on parchment paper. Measures 15.5″ x 72″ open folds to 15.5″ x 8.25″. A definite must have item to complete any Harry Potter collection. Featured in 3 of the films (So Far) and four of the best selling novels.

Price : £ 34.99

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Picture your worst enemy as you slam your pen into Fred’s chest, perhaps that annoying guy in accounts who constantly questions your expenses. Its like having your very own voodoo doll constantly at your side. A strangely “cute” addition to any desk, Fred is made from blood red silicone rubber. He’ll keep your pen safe from harm and provide an interesting talking point.

Price : £ 7.49

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Picture your worst enemy as you slam your pen into Fred’s chest, perhaps that annoying guy in accounts who constantly questions your expenses. Its like having your very own voodoo doll constantly at your side. A strangely “cute” addition to any desk, Fred is made from blood red silicone rubber. He’ll keep your pen safe from harm and provide an interesting talking point.

Price : £ 7.49

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Shower at your peril

Price : £ 11.99

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