Suck UK Splat Stan
Product Description
You’re a natural born killer and there’s no escaping that awful biological truth. Your ancestors spent most of their time hunting mammoths and sabre-tooth tigers before dragging them back to a grateful Raquel Welch at the back of her cave. Now you can live-out myriad caveman fantasies by bringing death and destruction to poor Stan on a daily basis. And he, in return, will save your desk from becoming stained with coffee rings. And that sounds tikkety-boo to us. Those delightfully-named chaps at Suck UK have been innovating again. And this time they have pioneered the world’s first silicone rubber road-kill-cum-stain-stopper. It’s a visually impactful sight to see Stan for the first time. Fully thermoplastic and looking not unlike the late lamented Morph, Stan appears to have suffered death by crushing under a heavy falling object. But not from an anvil or grand piano. From your humble tea or coffee mug. Gosh. It’s an insult to call him merely a drinks coaster. For it is nothing short of his destiny to hold your mug rock steady on the desktop and absorb all manner of stains, which is why he’s fully washable to boot. We promise you’ll never look at a splatted roadside hedgehog in the same way again.
I have had great pleasure from this little thing. I’m not quite sure why the dreadful fate of Stan should amuse me as much as it does but I love it.
I wish Stan came in other colours………..orange is not a favourite. Black/green/blue/red are all far better. I think sales would increase if other colours were available. I’d buy 6 if they came in black!!!
If I had anything negative to say it would be the fact that if you don’t use a large enough mug to cover the coaster part of the splat that it dilutes the effect slightly.
Rating: 4 / 5
Fantastic product, very funny. Ideal for the man who already has everything! Fast service and competitive price.
Rating: 5 / 5
This item came within 4 days of ordering which i was thankful for. I bought it as presant and it was very well accepted. This is the second one iv’e bought and may be buying more.
Thank you
Rating: 5 / 5
This coaster has all of eth properties that a coatser needs (durable, heat resistant, flat!) and it is funny. This brightens up many a dull work day
Rating: 5 / 5
Great.
it works.
makes you smile every so often.
should it be in the toys and games section?
Rating: 3 / 5