`What’s so hard about pulling a sword out of a stone? The real work’s already been done. You ought to make yourself useful and find the man who put the sword in the stone in the stone in the first place.’ ; ; Fate is a word that springs to the lips when to call something coincidence seems mealy mouthed. Destiny is another such. But the problem with destiny is of course that she is not always careful where she points her finger. One minute you might be minding your own business on a normal if not spectacular career path the next you might be in the frame for the big job like saving the world…

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This is an attractive white desk ornament, eye-catching yet tasteful. Turn it around and… ooh, it’s a bit rude! It’s a cat bum pencil sharpener! Insert your pencil where the sun doesn’t normally shine and it meeeeeows. Well, you would too!

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Bottle Opener Belt The Bottle Opener Belt will make you the King or Queen of cool at parties! To look at the Bottle Opener Belt, you’d never suspect it was anything more than cool-looking belt, but once you unveil the curved little creation moulded into the metal, you’ll be instantly hailed as the greatest guest! Practical and pretty damn stylish, the Belt Bottle Opener gives you the advantage of opening bottles quickly and easily! The Swiss Army Knife of belts, the Bottle Opener Belt can also be used for tearing open presents and enveloped cards – perfect for those well-stuck down dilemmas! Everyone will want to chat you up and use your mechanism (the Bottle Opener Belt that is! Get your mind out of the gutter) so be the star of the bar and buy a Bottle Opener Belt today! About The Belt Bottle Opener The Bottle Opener Belt is a fabulously cool accessory that not only looks wicked around your waist but has the added bonus of opening bottles at the flick of a belt! The Bottle Opener Belt is a black canvas belt which features a stainless steel silver buckle and a unique stainless steel bottle opener! The Bottle Opener Belt is able to open small bottles, big bottles, clear bottles, green bottles – whatever! The Bottle Opener Belt measures approximately 135 cm (length) x 4 cm (width) and is classed as a medium to large belt. How annoying is it when you’ve either lost your bottle opener, ‘misplaced’ your bottle opener or simply can’t find your bottle opener. We know they all mean the same thing but when you’re one short of a bottle opener, it sends you a little crazy! Introducing the Belt Bottle Opener – the wicked kitchen, bar and party accessory that could perhaps be the greatest invention to mankind. Picture this. You’re sat chilling in the garden, it’s a glorious summer’s day – the air warm and sanguine, the birds chirping happily across the brilliant blue sky. You wouldn’t want to get up would you? It’s such a long trek to the kitchen to fetch that bottle opener – if only you had something a bit nearer! Well now you have! When you purchase the Belt Bottle Opener! The Bottle Opener Belt means that you’ll never be stuck with a bottle and a frustrated thirst ever again! Your friends and family will thank you for buying the Belt Bottle Opener – possibly the greatest wearable gadget ever! 10 Green bottles sitting on the wall… With the Bottle Opener Belt you’ll be able to open up them all! Hold your jeans up, look suave and open beverages all at the swift flick of a catch on your belt! Getting the beers in and open will never be an issue again with the Bottle Opener Belt, so buy one today! What’s in the Bottle Opener Belt box? 1 x Bottle Opener Belt Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Bottle Opener Belt

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The Eggling – a real plant that you can hatch from an egg! The precious little Eggling looks and feels like an extra large egg, but crack its top and discover a garden ready for sowing! Extremely popular in Japan, where it originated, the Eggling is made of white porous ceramic and comes with a terracotta tray and seed pack of either herbs or flowers.

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These Funky Ducks have colour changing aurora technology to liven up your bath time. Introducing Flotsam & Jetsam, the colour changing Funky Ducks!

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The STEAMPUNK deck is an adventurous tarot for the discerning diviner, to be appreciated both by tarot-users and steampunk fans the world over. An adventurous tarot for steampunk fans Reveals an opulent and technological steampunk empire Provides

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The Moon in My Room is one small step for technology and one giant leap for fun lighting. The Moon is an accurate curved relief of the real thing and is designed to be mounted on a bedroom wall. Using a mini remote control you can control the phases of the moon and phase through twelve stages from ‘Waning Crescent’ through ‘Waxing Gibbous’ to New Moon. It’s powered by just four AA batteries (with 2 AAA’s in the remote) and comes with a CD giving you an audio tour of the Moon round all its craters and seas. There’s nothing like bringing the magic of the Moon into your room.

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Easy transfer of VHS video, camcorder recordings & Freeview TV to DVD

• Includes Built-In Freeview TV Receiver – preparing you for when UK TV goes fully digital in 2012 (began in 2007) Plays DVDs using latest digital Component Output with Progressive Scan and HDMI upscaling (up to 1080p) to your TV for higher definition playback Functions with HD and non-HD TV's and all types of recordable DVDs DV-IN for instant high-quality transfer of camcorder recordings to DVD Digital and analogue audio outputs; USB 2.0 connection for digital cameras; MP3 and Flash Memory playback; and user-friendly on-screen menus and graphics Supplied with full-function remote control, RF + mains power lead, and 12-month guarantee Please note: This item is approved by Digital TV UK, which means it is protected from any future Freeview technical changes.

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Beer Goggles The Beer Goggles are the hilarious accessory that enables you to get your Beer Goggles on without even touching a drop of drink! Whether you’re absolutely hammered or sensibly sober, the Beer Goggles will go down a treat and are guaranteed to get your friends and family in fits of jolly laughter! The next time your mate makes some unfunny joke about you pulling the ugliest woman at the bar, why not don your Beer Goggles and show you couldn’t care less – hey, at least you’re going home with someone! Ideal for hen and stag do’s, the Beer Goggles work best when worn in packs – a tribe of Beer Goggled party-goers is surely the silliest, craziest and comical sight that the town’s tiles have ever seen! About The Beer Goggles The Beer Goggles are a hilarious novelty pair of plastic Beer Goggles glasses that feature an individual pint glass image to go over each eye! The Beer Goggles are yellow, white and transparent and feature the word ‘BEER’ on the centre strip when the glasses sit on your nose! The Beer Goggles double up as sunglasses and feature 100% UV protection! (UV 400) The Beer Goggles measure approximately 17.5 cm x 8 cm The Beer Goggles are suitable for parties, nights out, nights in – whenever! The obviously cool thing about the Beer Goggles is that they show you’re a real down-to-earth dude, capable of handling all those ugly-bird jokes and still have a great night out! But what the Beer Goggles disguise is their best feature – the fact that they’re actually sunglasses too! So whether you wear them under the heady bright lights of the club or while you’re lapping up the sun on your Ibiza holiday, you can guarantee your eyes will be shielded whilst still looking like a top lad! What’s more, the Beer Goggles are so bloody cool and unique that no foreign birds will know what they are, making you the star attraction at Club Tropicana! You’ll only need to wear the hilarious Beer Goggles once to go down an absolute legend with anyone that comes within drinking distance of you – across the land you’ll be known as ‘that wicked-hot lad who looked dashingly like Enrique Iglesias with the Beer Goggles’ (or at least, ‘that lad with the Beer Goggles’)! Whether you’re saying bottoms up, cheers, drinking to your health or drinking away your wealth, we can honestly say you’ll never have a night quite like it if you proudly display the Beer Goggles bashfully over your peepers! Get ready for your close-up ‘cause looking this good will mean everyone at the club will have their eyes on YOU! (Question is, have they got their Beer Goggles on too?!) What’s in the Beer Goggles packet? 1 x Pair of Beer Goggles Glasses Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Beer Goggles

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